Dear Deidre

[rolex]

Dear Deidre, i'm a straight guy but have a yearning for feminine crisps. Will the lady at the till put them in a brown paper bag for me?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/04/doritos...

[alorotom]

It a fan of crispy ladies personally ... to each their own though

The question arises though, will they be cheesy??

[Riley Blue]

Has April 1st arrived early this year?

[Moonhawk]

Women do everthing else at full volume - why would eating crisps be any different?

[Murph7355]

First it's equal pay, now it's slightly quieter crisps. When will it end!

[FourWheelDrift]

Telegraph said:

Doritos to launch 'ladies' crisps' as its boss says women don't like crunching loudly or licking their fingers

Really? They seem to like doing it in all the videos I have seen.

[TorqueVR]

Is it a bit like pink razors? Just the same but in different packaging?

[Moonhawk]

TorqueVR said:

Is it a bit like pink razors? Just the same but in different packaging?

Dont dare charge more for them though - otherwise the equality card will be brought forth (even if there are perfectly valid ‘economies of scale’ or ‘material cost’ reasons why they should be priced differently)

[voyds9]

Now if they could invent a quiet popcorn my cinema trips would improve immeasurably.

[TorqueVR]

I have just read the Telegraph article. If it include a less messy interaction with women I 'm up for it.

[Pesty]

TorqueVR said:

I have just read the Telegraph article. If it include a less messy interaction with women I 'm up for it.

Getting a messy interaction is the best bit.

[gooner1]

Pesty said:

TorqueVR said:

I have just read the Telegraph article. If it include a less messy interaction with women I 'm up for it.

Getting a messy interaction is the best bit.

Especially if it involves some loud slurping and a touch of mastication.