Wish my wife had this problem!
Author
Discussion

Legend83

Original Poster:

10,570 posts

251 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
...in all seriousness, sounds terrible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-43921760

poo at Paul's

14,607 posts

204 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
The BBC article goes on then to a 60 year old bloke who had it and used to see prosies..........





C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

174 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Could probably manage five times a day biggrin

I'd assume that would be a quick bonk as five times with foreplay would be a bit taxing on time laugh

Rovinghawk

13,300 posts

187 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
article said:
As relationship charity Relate calls for help to be made available on the NHS
I'm in the mood for a career change..................

Triumph Man

9,580 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
She's alright, I'd definitely offer my services!

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

248 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Me and my wife managed 7 times in a day early on in our relationship.........we did have trouble walking for a few days afterwards though biggrin

227bhp

10,203 posts

157 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
She should have teamed up with Russel Brand...

Ultra Sound Guy

29,584 posts

223 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Legend83 said:
...in all seriousness, sounds terrible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-43921760
It sounds like fun, and is.... For the first few days/weeks.
It gets to be bad when you have to wake up and sneak out of bed really quietly to avoid being 'late-for-work' again or make sure she's chatting with someone else when you need to slip off for a quick pee during a night out!!

Oakey

27,981 posts

245 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
227bhp said:
She should have teamed up with Russel Brand...
Really? The bloke who divorced Katy Perry because she was doing too much cocaine?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

147 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Moonhawk said:
Me and my wife managed 7 times in a day early on in our relationship.........we did have trouble walking for a few days afterwards though biggrin
Was she doing you ?

rxe

6,700 posts

132 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
I had a mate at work a few years ago who got a new girlfriend with this sort of problem. You couldn't wipe the smile off his face for the first month, by the end of the second month he was working late most nights so he'd only have to perform once in the evening, rather than once when he got home, and once before lights out. I remember we had to do a bunch of overnight stuff, and the immortal line was uttered "this may be a st job, but at least none of you bds are going to demand sex from me tonight".

amusingduck

9,816 posts

165 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Moonhawk said:
Me and my wife managed 7 times in a day early on in our relationship.........we did have trouble walking for a few days afterwards though biggrin
Always nice to see give and take in a relationship biggrin

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

248 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
xjay1337 said:
Moonhawk said:
Me and my wife managed 7 times in a day early on in our relationship.........we did have trouble walking for a few days afterwards though biggrin
Was she doing you ?
The fact that your train of thought ran to that probably says more about you then me wink

Megaflow

11,493 posts

254 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Triumph Man said:
She's alright, I'd definitely offer my services!
I thought the same. Marks out of ten, I’d give her one.

HD Adam

5,155 posts

213 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
rxe said:
I had a mate at work a few years ago who got a new girlfriend with this sort of problem. You couldn't wipe the smile off his face for the first month, by the end of the second month he was working late most nights so he'd only have to perform once in the evening, rather than once when he got home, and once before lights out. I remember we had to do a bunch of overnight stuff, and the immortal line was uttered "this may be a st job, but at least none of you bds are going to demand sex from me tonight".
I had a mate like that too. I worked offshore with him.

He came back one trip and said he's pulled a Nympho. Fantastic. She was a model and was in the adult mags like Escort & Razzle.

We demanded Custard and he'd brought a few publications out with him to show us and that she would be picking him up from the Heliport so we could see.

Indeed she did and was actually pretty fit in that slutty nude model kind of way. Lucky Barst.

Next trip he came back with tales of how she'd made him pull over at the first lay by so she could give him a nosh and if they went out, she would drag him to the toilets for a quickie.

Absolutely insatiable. She wanted it any time, any place, any hole, all the time. Morning noon & night.

This lasted about 3 trips. He was just a shell of a man. Said it was red raw and she still wouldn't stop. Just couldn't keep up. He would get woken in the night by her going down on him.
That was just a start.

Be careful what you wish for.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

215 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Wouldn't it get a bit repetitive?

schmunk

4,399 posts

154 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
Johnnytheboy said:
Wouldn't it get a bit repetitive?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

147 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
HD Adam said:
He would get woken in the night by her going down on him.
Some of us pay good money for that!

budgie smuggler

6,054 posts

188 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
HD Adam said:
Absolutely insatiable. She wanted it any time, any place, any hole, all the time. Morning noon & night.

This lasted about 3 trips. He was just a shell of a man. Said it was red raw and she still wouldn't stop. Just couldn't keep up. He would get woken in the night by her going down on him.
That was just a start.

Be careful what you wish for.
Aye, I knew a chap at university who'd bagged a girl like that. He was known as a bit of a player previously, but it ruined him.
One day his flatmates came back from lectures and found him pissed out of his head, sitting in an empty bath, fully dressed, crying his eyes out. Apparently she'd been beasting him all night. One of the things he said to them was "I don't even shag her any more, i get shagged". biggrin


Edited by budgie smuggler on Wednesday 2nd May 17:17

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

161 months

Wednesday 2nd May 2018
quotequote all
I don't really buy into it being an addiction, sex is perfectly natural biological behaviour.

Bonobos for example have intercourse dozens of time a day, engage in many forms of non-reproductive sex and are a matriarchal society, with the females often initiating the sex.

I think the real problem above is the stigmatising imposed by others and the associated guilt. Sexual guilt is the problem and that is a social construct. The article actually says as much about the repression, guilt & depression.



Edited by 4x4Tyke on Wednesday 2nd May 18:10