Can they be trained to deliver parcels?
Can they be trained to deliver parcels?
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4x4Tyke

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6,506 posts

162 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Rooks trained to deliver litter for food rewards

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/11/rook...

jdw100

5,488 posts

194 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Can you trained to write title?

Johnspex

5,260 posts

214 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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jdw100 said:
Can you trained to write title?
Wow, someone who is as sarcastic as me.

Short Grain

3,435 posts

250 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Thought this was going to be about actual couriers!! No chance of training them so why not birds for smaller stuff? Couldn't do worse than some of the 'couriers' around! wink

Jasandjules

72,610 posts

259 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Short Grain said:
Thought this was going to be about actual couriers!! No chance of training them so why not birds for smaller stuff? Couldn't do worse than some of the 'couriers' around! wink
Yes exactly, the *insert company of choice* drivers can't seem to be trained to deliver parcels.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

205 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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It George "That's one of the kings carrier pigeons"

Baldrick "rubish, that pigeon could never carry the king"

Thats What She Said

1,180 posts

118 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

voyds9

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313 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Short Grain said:
Thought this was going to be about actual couriers!! No chance of training them so why not birds for smaller stuff? Couldn't do worse than some of the 'couriers' around! wink
Me too, I was expecting another Parcelfarce thread

Monkeylegend

29,321 posts

261 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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But can you train them to leave it in the garage and write a note when you are out scratchchin

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

249 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Who - Yodel delivery drivers?

ambuletz

11,756 posts

211 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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what will the rooks do when they turn up with litter but they don;t get their food? revolt? go on strike? crap on everyones heads?

greygoose

9,665 posts

225 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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They probably could but the Union of Carrier Pigeons would be up In arms/wings about it.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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greygoose said:
They probably could but the Union of Carrier Pigeons would be up In arms/wings about it.
To be pedantic, they would only be up in arms, assuming they obtained such weaponry. “Up in arms” isn’t a limb reference.......... wink

Now that could be a worry, armed pigeons.