30 year old in secondary school
30 year old in secondary school
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Mojooo

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13,287 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/school-reports-...

Full photo on Facebook.

Its interesting how the focus of all the posts is to do with the safety of the children and the bloke being a perv other than just the fact that he is probably too old to be there. I suspect is he is 30 then he is there for a free education not as somesort of master perv plan.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

187 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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How did you get on in "Sceondary " school ?....biggrinpaperbag

poo at Paul's

14,558 posts

199 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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where's his photo? People are saying even if he claims to be 30, it was a fking tough paperound!

gooner1

10,223 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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He should piss the 11 plus.

Can't fault the bloke, er, lad for trying tbh.

Mojooo

Original Poster:

13,287 posts

204 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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I am not sure if the Facebook profile is of the same guy

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1021840578...

Reciprocating mass

6,053 posts

265 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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It manages to work out ok at border control he will be fine, anyhow the teachers are all 30 odd aren’t they typewhistle

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

243 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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Most "teenagers" in US 'high school' type movies around that age. Cameron in Ferris Bueler's Day Off certainly was.......he should become an actor hehe


Orchid1

904 posts

132 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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I wonder if it went something like this on his first day;


Wobbegong

15,078 posts

193 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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While this chap more than likely lied about his age (easier for asylum I believe?), a friend of mine who was definitely 17, was always asked for confirmation of his age as he looked over 40 hehe

JuanCarlosFandango

9,557 posts

95 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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Mojooo said:
Its interesting how the focus of all the posts is to do with the safety of the children and the bloke being a perv other than just the fact that he is probably too old to be there. I suspect is he is 30 then he is there for a free education not as somesort of master perv plan.
Interesting perhaps, but also completely understandable. Laudable as it is to want to improve yourself, if at the age of 30 you think dressing up as a 15 year old and going to school is the best way to go about it, you probably have problems more serious than shabby GCSE results first time round. If my kids were at that school I'd be livid.

Drive Blind

5,630 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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Guy did this in Glasgow in the 90's didn't he? Was 30ish

iirc he completed the year, got straight A's in his highers and accepted for uni before he was rumbled.

douglasb

315 posts

246 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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I remember the Scottish story as well. The guy called himself Brandon Lee -https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/man-32-posed-as-fifth-former-for-year-1601748.html (As I remember, there's a lot of other interesting stuff about this case including him provinding a fake reference from a Canadian teacher called Marsha Hunt - the name of one of Mick Jagger's lovers).

From what I remember of the reporting at the time, one of the "giveaways" that made fellow pupils suspicious was when he asked them how had they reacted to the news that Elvis had died. They pointed out that they had still to be born....


kji7

194 posts

255 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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douglasb said:
From what I remember of the reporting at the time, one of the "giveaways" that made fellow pupils suspicious was when he asked them how had they reacted to the news that Elvis had died. They pointed out that they had still to be born....
rofl

I didn't go to that school but I knew a guy who was in the same year as 'Brandon Lee'. When the story broke my mate and his pals piled into the school to sell any nonsense to the papers. The Daily Record (a tragic socialist red top rag in Scotland) had a reporter there interviewing pupils.

He was talking to the reporter and claimed that they were discussing the early demise of Elvis in the common room and Brandon/Brian said "yes I was very sad when Elvis died" when challenged it was quickly changed to "I meant I was very sad when I heard how Elvis died"

It was fiction made up on the spot. The Daily Retard had a sub-article titled 'All shook up about the King' biggrin

If you are on PH Shan, nice one. Top class trolling

rustyuk

4,707 posts

235 months

Saturday 3rd November 2018
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We had a similar situation at a school sports competition 25 years ago. 4 lads from Africa rock up on some exchange program, not one under 25 but apparently 14!

Can't say I blame them though to be honest.

Jim the Sunderer

3,261 posts

206 months

Saturday 3rd November 2018
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Looks like he's been practising medicine for 5 years.

Taaaaang

6,703 posts

210 months

Saturday 3rd November 2018
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A lad, refugee from Afghan, joined my martial arts group about 10 years ago. His foster parents brought him and told the coach he was 15.

I will never forget that first day seeing him come in his school uniform; it was ridiculous. He was at least 25.

It made a mockery of the whole system, from school to being eligible to enter competitions fighting under 16s...he won...a lot!

m3jappa

6,890 posts

242 months

Saturday 3rd November 2018
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I am almost certain this happened when i was at school.

Around year 9 iirc 2 brothers started at our school, one was a year below me and was clearly 13 or whatever it was, the other was in my year, they had apparently moved from cornwall to the essex town where the school was.
He was about 6ft 3, had proper stubble, built like a bloke, deep adult voice, had a girlfriend who had a child (he was the dad!) They lived in quite a nice house local to the school, parents were never there! Just the girlfriend and child.

Really fking weird, no one even questioned it, it was only about 20 years later i thought wtf was that all about, when asking mates they all agreed there was no way he was 14 hehe

When we all finished school they moved and were never seen again!

dandarez

13,904 posts

307 months

Wednesday 7th November 2018
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You certainly couldn't make this up.
Someone, who not only looks twice the age of the normal students in a class, doesn't get a second glance from his teachers or the authorities.

The 'pupil' in question was removed from the school only after one student went online to beg the question:
'Why is there a 30 yr old in my class?'
You have to think to yourself wtf are the teachers and others there thinking when confronted with someone like this?
Are they frightened of something?

Then it gets worse.
Could it?
Oh yes!
A second pupil in a different year has also now been removed from the same school.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/school-remov...


gtidriver

3,689 posts

211 months

Thursday 8th November 2018
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My Father drove the migrants (Home Office job, not people trafficer/smuggler) over a few few years ago form the Jungle in Calais, All the drivers that drove the coaches where told to keep their opinions to themselves when they questioned the ages of these "children".
My Father thought most where mid to late 20s and no way 12-13 year olds that the Social service fking dogooders said they where. He recalls how one "kid" had the right hump on the coach as he had no way of charging his iphone..

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

147 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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“An asylum seeker posed as a 15-year-old student at a school in Ipswich, an investigation has revealed.

The man - thought to be aged around 30 - was removed from the school after it was confirmed he is over the age of 18.

Suspicions were aroused amongst fellow pupils because of his mature looks, which included his "full beard" and 6ft height”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-pictur...