Abcde

[Noodle1982]

The winner for the most ridiculous child's name ever goes to.....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6442395/S...

[julian64]

For once jules nailed it in the comments

"Ok, mom. Whose fault is this really? Think about it and get back to us"

[eybic]

What is the relevance of her being Epileptic, bloody click bait ste. "Mummy, why is everyone laughing at my name" "Because Mummy is fking stupid to put you in that position dear"

[Pericoloso]

The pronunciation is just as stupid.....

[Richard-390a0]

I saw this on the council thread this morning, as others have said the parents need to take a look at themselves naming the child that!

[Fastchas]

'She said "Mom, why is she laughing at my name? And I said not everyone is nice and not everyone is going to be nice and it's unfortunate,"' she told ABC 7.

I wonder if ABC 7 was her other kid's name...?

[Brilad]

I got excited for a minute there thinking that someone was posting about checking their moles.

http://www.bad.org.uk/for-the-public/skin-cancer/m...

[daddy cool]

Daily Mail said:

Traci Redford's daughter's name is Abcde and is pronounced as 'ab-city'

No. No, its not.

[PixelpeepS3]

daddy cool said:

Daily Mail said:

Traci Redford's daughter's name is Abcde and is pronounced as 'ab-city'

No. No, its not.

I knew this guy once, his name was spelt R O D N E Y but it was pronounced 'Dave'

[oxford drinker]

Fastchas said:

'She said "Mom, why is she laughing at my name? And I said not everyone is nice and not everyone is going to be nice and it's unfortunate,"' she told ABC 7.

I wonder if ABC 7 was her other kid's name...?

[Johnnytheboy]

Many moons ago in the Council thread there was reference to punctuation marks being used phonetically in Afro American girls' names. I recall the example 'La-a' pronounced 'Ladasha'.

[irocfan]

daddy cool said:

Daily Mail said:

Traci Redford's daughter's name is Abcde and is pronounced as 'ab-city'

No. No, its not.

Well looking at the mother's name it looks like there's a pattern there....

[anonymous-user]

Johnnytheboy said:

Many moons ago in the Council thread there was reference to punctuation marks being used phonetically in Afro American girls' names. I recall the example 'La-a' pronounced 'Ladasha'.

Wouldn't surprise me, I do some remote teaching at a US university, some of the students names boggle my brain.

[glenrobbo]

irocfan said:

daddy cool said:

Daily Mail said:

Traci Redford's daughter's name is Abcde and is pronounced as 'ab-city'

No. No, its not.

Well looking at the mother's name it looks like there's a pattern there....

Was her maiden name "Bottom" by any chance?

A scouse mother would have spelled her name "Trakki", not "Traci"

[Roofless Toothless]

For some reason this makes me think of the very clever instrumental number written by Frank Zappa called RDNZL.

Nobody could figure out where this came from until somebody suggested it was off the column on an automatic gear change.

Which works - almost!

[Butter Face]

What a fking stupid name

[Jasandjules]

Pretty dumb employee to post that online.


(and yes, I know what comment I am going to get in reply!)

[anonymous-user]

The name is Fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Abcde Fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[CanAm]

Roofless Toothless said:

For some reason this makes me think of the very clever instrumental number written by Frank Zappa called RDNZL.

Nobody could figure out where this came from until somebody suggested it was off the column on an automatic gear change.

Which works - almost!

Not really.....it's PRNDL. But then we know from the above that Americans can't spell.

[baldy1926]

I came across a kid the other day who was called
C
Yep the letter C