Could you strangle a mountain lion?

[anonymous-user]

As per the recent news story, what you reckon?

[AdeTuono]

I'm powerfully built, so would take it's fkin' head off.

[haggishunter]

No but I can choke the chicken.

[Wacky Racer]

Easy if you are Samson:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkeoiiGQGek

[Spare tyre]

I’ve done it before now a couple of times

I’m used to this sort of stuff though, just last night I got jumped on by a gang of blokes. I just tossed them off, I’m powerfully built you see

[Gecko1978]

Spare tyre said:

I’ve done it before now a couple of times

I’m used to this sort of stuff though, just last night I got jumped on by a gang of blokes. I just tossed them off, I’m powerfully built you see

and so ends the thread....lol

[Randy Winkman]

There's a great cougar joke just waiting to be told. Anyone?

[Hoofy]

I am a director of two different companies, so I would just look at the lion and it would strangle itself.

[Hoofy]

Spare tyre said:

I’ve done it before now a couple of times

I’m used to this sort of stuff though, just last night I got jumped on by a gang of blokes. I just tossed them off, I’m powerfully built you see

I'm surprised blokes get close enough to be threatening. Like all PHers, I imagine you're fighting horny women off.

[Spanna]

I can’t even keep my puggle in a decent headlock. Little bh is super slippery.

[HoHoHo]

I’d let him take my head and put it into his mouth and then choke the fker.

Simples.

[ApOrbital]

Think i would have a good go at it.

[stuartmmcfc]

I once called out my sister-in-laws name during sex with my Wife, so I reckon this would be a piece of piss.

[Derek Smith]

I saw a film of a chap trying to break into an American airbase. He got caught between two fences and a guard let a dirty great big guard dog off the leash and the thing ran at the bloke. He stood his ground and when the dog jumped at him, mouth open, he punched the doge in the throat then, we were told, he dug his fingers onto the dog’s tongue so he couldn’t pull away. He pulled the dog’s head up and broke it’s neck.

We were told that that was the way to fight off big ‘animals’, presumable not a hippopotamus. One of our blokes asked, ‘What’s his teeth doing to my arm whilst I’m trying to strangle him.’ The bloke said, ‘Whatever he’s doing to your arm, he’s not doing it to your balls.’

Don’t try this at home, not if you’ve got a Miniature Poodle.

[ApOrbital]

Neil chambers would just tell it to sit.

[Jasandjules]

stuartmmcfc said:

I once called out my sister-in-laws name during sex with my Ex-Wife, so I reckon this would be a piece of piss.

EFA?

[bimsb6]

You could strangle it with an eel , (taken from one of the best threads ever on here )

[Pericoloso]

Dominate the mountain.

The lion won't stand a chance.

[snake_oil]

Hoofy said:

I am a director of two different companies, so I would just look at the lion and it would strangle itself.

Two? Are you the butler and gardener?

[anonymous-user]

I'd throw a can of Whiskas at it.

But it's always best to go hiking in Cougar country with someone who is just that little bit stter at running than you are.