When being a billionaire isn't enough

[Mr Pointy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/B...

Sorry, DM link etc etc.

[Shuvi McTupya]

What a terrible way to go..live a successful life and then all people will remember him for is he had s small dick..

[Dromedary66]

If you're a billionaire you really don't need a large penis.

[ApOrbital]

Bellend.

[GAjon]

Shuvi McTupya said:

What a terrible way to go..live a successful life and then all people will remember him for is he had s small dick..

He might not have had a small dick, probably wore the last one out!

[PixelpeepS3]

the holy grail of nice car insults seems to be true!

[jjones]

Shuvi McTupya said:

What a terrible way to go..live a successful life and then all people will remember him for is he had s small dick..

[anonymous-user]

Penis extension at 65?

Must have been using a hell of a lot of viagra to make that worthwhile. That probably contributed to the heart attack

[SimonTheSailor]

'he was always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him' - what, did he go around hanging out of his trousers then ?

[Jayzee]

Just a week away from a court appearance too.

[RC1807]

Probably had a heart attack at the noise outside the Champs Elysees clinic, given the ongoing 'gilets jaunes' BS on the weekends!

[HarryFlatters]

Money really can't buy ha-penis

[Shuvi McTupya]

Jayzee said:

Just a week away from a court appearance too.

was it for anything serious?

Like something a billionaire might want to run away and hide from?

[Camoradi]

Doctor: I'm just going to inject this into your penis. It should not hurt but you may feel a little prick
Patient: Yeah very funny

[Baby Shark doo doo doo doo]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Jayzee said:

Just a week away from a court appearance too.

was it for anything serious?

Like something a billionaire might want to run away and hide from?

I know he was caught illegally importing diamonds from Angola to evade tax.


A bit on it here. Due back in court on 14th March (well he was)

https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond...

[KrazyIvan]

What a cock.....

[sinbaddio]

It's a pretty cool way to pretend to go.

More imaginative than falling off the side of your yacht...

[franki68]

KrazyIvan said:

What a cock.....

The problem being it wasn’t .

[edd344]

HarryFlatters said:

Money really can't buy ha-penis