Bull semen explosion

[Cotty]

Around 100 cryogenic cylinders exploded, splattering their contents throughout the building in Gippsland, Victoria.

That led firefighters to go into defensive mode, beating off any substances heading their way or towards neighbouring buildings.


https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/17/bull-semen-explosio...

[Turfy]

I was going to call "bulls**t" on this, but it turns out it wasn't!

[Gary29]

What a cock up.

[JuniorD]

all that bull semen, literally spunked up a wall

[anonymous-user]

Get any of the firefighters get the horn?

[Norfolkit]

Jizzus Christ that's scary.

[KAgantua]

Come on guys

[gooner1]

Victoria's covered in spunk, and not for the first time I'll warrant.

[vtecyo]

That's a sticky situation. Especially for the insurers. That stuff is crazy expensive.

ETA: Absolute 10/10 for whichever editor approved this "A huge load of bull semen was spaffed up the walls of the facility in a series of explosions"

[FourWheelDrift]

gooner1 said:

Victoria's covered in spunk, and not for the first time I'll warrant.

Sticky Vicky.

[S100HP]

vtecyo said:

That's a sticky situation. Especially for the insurers. That stuff is crazy expensive.

ETA: Absolute 10/10 for whichever editor approved this "A huge load of bull semen was spaffed up the walls of the facility in a series of explosions"

Firefighters moistened the flames for more than two hours before they got a grip of the situation and brought the fire under control.

Vice chairman Aaron Thomas told ABC he didn’t see it coming adding that a lot of farmers who had semen in the building and it would be a ‘huge blow’ for them.

it’s going to be a real blow for sure.

Etc Etc

[996owner]

"Farmers in Australia are having a hard time of it after vats of bull semen were destroyed in a fire."

[Cotty]

I love the amount of double entendre they managed to get into the story.

[anonymous-user]

How do they come up with it?

[ReallyReallyGood]

Must be tough for the townsfolk to swallow.

[Mort7]

I expected this to be a thread about a thrash metal band........

[easytiger123]

Immediately brings this to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6BpmtBLkk

[eharding]

easytiger123 said:

Immediately brings this to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6BpmtBLkk

"You look like a Kardashian"

Ooof!

[Buffalo]

vtecyo said:

That's a sticky situation. Especially for the insurers. That stuff is crazy expensive.

ETA: Absolute 10/10 for whichever editor approved this "A huge load of bull semen was spaffed up the walls of the facility in a series of explosions"

Jeez I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Brilliant!

[Gameface]

There's only one man to investigate this...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/11/wife-victoria-frabu...

Get Major W@nk on the case!