Giving Birth
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Initforthemoney

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743 posts

168 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Just listening to Dick Vine on R2 and the discussion is child birth.

However, rather than using the common term of ‘natural birth’, we are now using the phrase ‘vaginal birth’.

Really??




voyds9

8,490 posts

307 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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I prefer the terms front door and sun roof

NoddyonNitrous

2,368 posts

256 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Initforthemoney said:
Just listening to Dick Vine on R2 and the discussion is child birth.

However, rather than using the common term of ‘natural birth’, we are now using the phrase ‘vaginal birth’.

Really??
'Natural' implies whale music/no drugs/medical interventions; 'vaginal birth' includes forceps/ventouse/epidurals etc.

Triumph Man

9,467 posts

192 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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voyds9 said:
I prefer the terms front door and sun roof
Everyone knows what somebody means when they say "it came out through the sunroof"

Initforthemoney

Original Poster:

743 posts

168 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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NoddyonNitrous said:
Initforthemoney said:
Just listening to Dick Vine on R2 and the discussion is child birth.

However, rather than using the common term of ‘natural birth’, we are now using the phrase ‘vaginal birth’.

Really??
'Natural' implies whale music/no drugs/medical interventions; 'vaginal birth' includes forceps/ventouse/epidurals etc.
Fair enough.

Just surprised me when I first heard Mr Vine say it.

Sounded a bit weird.

hehe

Tango13

9,893 posts

200 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Initforthemoney said:
Just listening to Dick Vine on R2 and the discussion is child birth.

However, rather than using the common term of ‘natural birth’, we are now using the phrase ‘vaginal birth’.

Really??
I reckon there was some sort of sweepstake going on in the production office, who could guess the number of times the Troll-Vine could say 'vaginal'

iphonedyou

10,185 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Makes sense.

Cantaloupe

1,056 posts

84 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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I'm thinking as it's the BBC, obviously the old terms were offensive to a minority ?

Maybe trans-women who don't have a vagina per se ?


iphonedyou

10,185 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Cantaloupe said:
I'm thinking as it's the BBC, obviously the old terms were offensive to a minority ?

Maybe trans-women who don't have a vagina per se ?

Would imagine it's primarily because it's factually correct - perhaps with it more clearly differentiating between vaginal and cesarean as a secondary consideration.

StanleyT

1,994 posts

103 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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SIL in law is a midwife. She is here for tea so this made a nice discussion after soup before the lamb casserole.

She reckons terms are:

Natural birth is no intervention to the mother (no epidurals forceps etc).

Assisted birth uses medication, tools, hands etc.

C-Sections and T-Sections are called as such.

She has never heard the expression vaginal birth. Though she has heard a few stories claiming virgin births!

Mind you her stories about women (not trying to be sexist here, but she says almost all of her patients in 30 years, if not all, have been women - apologies - I've been on HR cultural diversity training today so now we have to state why we use a gender pronoun).

She has a wealth of stories about vagazzles, shaving injuries, impressively sized butchers flaps, pre birth routines, birthing at home etc but she did say in the context of JV today, the best one that she'd had was a poor lady who'd had severe back pain in the last couple of weeks and had been on ever increasing painkillers.

During the approach to the "assisted birth" she gave a big push when asked and screamed and then breathed a sigh of relief "what sex is it".

The child was still in the birth canal. She'd just passed about 5 lbs of constipated rock hard jobbie out her "anal birth passage" (followed by a lot of brown gracy). *

She did to be fair whilst on the wards the next few days make big of it and that that had hurt her bottom more than giving birth via her vag (SIL reckoned there wasn't that much difference in size either!)!

  • meant to say brown gravy in case anyone mistook the jobbie to named as a girl, "brown Gracy".
Edited by StanleyT on Wednesday 25th September 21:18

Zarco

20,406 posts

233 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Jesus Christ rofl

Cantaloupe

1,056 posts

84 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Eeeee, what an image, I'm feeling a bit unwell now

StanleyT

1,994 posts

103 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Zarco said:
Jesus Christ rofl
I think that was one of the Virgin Birth stories.

Don't believe everything you hear from midwives.

steveatesh

5,320 posts

188 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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biggrin

iphonedyou

10,185 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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StanleyT said:
SIL in law is a midwife.

She has never heard the expression vaginal birth.
You sure she's a midwife!?

anonymous-user

78 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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Cracking stuff Stanley


Co-codamol no doubt was the painkiller
Absolutely bungs you up stupid and manual evacuation is such a relief when you eventually face up to doing it

StanleyT

1,994 posts

103 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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I think she meant in the context that JV was talking about - it wasn't a proper technical term.

There is one joke doing the internet .

"Angry Radio Jeremy Vine" is an anagram of "Enjoy My Derriere / Vagina"!

Roofless Toothless

7,197 posts

156 months

Wednesday 25th September 2019
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I've got a cousin who had three caesarians. She once told me she was thinking of having a zip put in.