Diane Abbott to stand in for Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs
Diane Abbott to stand in for Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs
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snuffy

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12,576 posts

308 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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That should be fun :

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49897949



Edited by snuffy on Tuesday 1st October 16:34

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

183 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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snuffy said:
There is not going to be enough of these on the supermarket shelves when Britain pisses itself laughing.

Agammemnon

1,628 posts

82 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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"The shadow home secretary will be the first black MP to represent her party at the weekly Commons clash."

Why does her colour matter?

Ziplobb

1,547 posts

308 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Agammemnon said:
"The shadow home secretary will be the first black MP to represent her party at the weekly Commons clash."

Why does her colour matter?
colour only matters to racists and we all know that Labour is the most racist political party out there

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

183 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Oh...

It is not because she is black
It is not because she is a woman.

It is because she is utterly useless, a liar, a hypocrite,
"white people love playing 'divide and rule'"


Black mothers love their children more, sends her kid to private school but doesn't want you to "my child will fall into black gangs" , 11ty billion policemen on £4.99 a year.

I do hope tomorrow is not the end of her career.

Long may she be Shadow Home Secretary.


Roofless Toothless

7,197 posts

156 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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I wonder if the idea is to goad Boris into saying something stupid.

B'stard Child

30,844 posts

270 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Roofless Toothless said:
I wonder if the idea is to goad Boris Raab into saying something stupid.
FTFY

PS it won't be hard biggrin

crofty1984

16,966 posts

228 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Oh God.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

7,418 posts

79 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Could be a cunning plan by the Tories...

The rebel alliance are trying to decide who could act as interim PM when the expected vote of no confidence is raised against Bojo.

They've secretly hired Derren Brown to NLP the st out of the Alliance members to think that DA would be good in this role.

DA representing Jeremy is the first step in this cunning plan...however, it goes badly wrong.

6 months down the line, due to DA's sterling work as PM, another vote of no confidence sees yet another election and power swings to a new party made up of Blair and selection of ageing Brit Pop band members who haven't had a hit in a while.

The country crashes into recession but no one notices as we're all humming a campaign song that sounds vaguely like a Beatles song that you can't quite put a name to.

67Dino

3,642 posts

129 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Would be so brilliant if every single question involved lots of numbers...

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

147 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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@Techiedave, get the tissues ready.

Camoradi

4,845 posts

280 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Just the other day I was saying the House of Commons couldn't get more ridiculous......

I guess I was wrong smile

anonymous-user

78 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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I suggest they keep PMQs down to 1 question to avoid getting her confused.

don'tbesilly

15,362 posts

187 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Roofless Toothless said:
I wonder if the idea is to goad Boris into saying something stupid.
Most would say he doesn't need goading, his voicebox is seldom on the same wavelength as his brain.

Must see TV though.



Agammemnon

1,628 posts

82 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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67Dino said:
Would be so brilliant if every single question involved lots of numbers...
If only they'd deliberately do that..................

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

183 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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snuffy

Original Poster:

12,576 posts

308 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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BlackLabel said:
@Techiedave, get the tissues ready.
I do hope you mean to cry into.

bitchstewie

64,415 posts

234 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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This is a mistake IMO.

Not because she isn't awful, but because people take the piss when there is a good chance of something medical behind her poor performances.

I'm surprised they've asked her to do it.

AdeTuono

7,609 posts

251 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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bhstewie said:
This is a mistake IMO.

Not because she isn't awful, but because people take the piss when there is a good chance of something medical behind her poor performances.

I'm surprised they've asked her to do it.
Then I guess we need to ask if she's suitable to hold public office.

bitchstewie

64,415 posts

234 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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AdeTuono said:
Then I guess we need to ask if she's suitable to hold public office.
You'd get little argument from me on that one.