Why you shouldn't go skinny dipping.

[anonymous-user]

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[illmonkey]

I dunno what trunks you wear, but in mine, water gets around my junk. What’s to stop the same happening in swimwear?

[Peter911]

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

[Derek Smith]

Quality sub-editing:

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[DoubleD]

Peter911 said:

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

Why?

[Pan Pan Pan]

DoubleD said:

Peter911 said:

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

Why?

If a person inadvertently happens to sail their boat past a nudist beach, they would fully understand why!

[Jaguar steve]

Pan Pan Pan said:

DoubleD said:

Peter911 said:

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

Why?

If a person inadvertently happens to sail their boat past a nudist beach, they would fully understand why!

Or you drop the hook for a lunch stop in a deserted bay in the Adriatic and have a group of fairly pissed and completely naked and extremely friendly all male crew on another yacht come in and anchor almost alongside to you.

Each to their own and all that and I'm sure they were having a really great time but it wasn't a particularly pretty sight...

[Pan Pan Pan]

Jaguar steve said:

Pan Pan Pan said:

DoubleD said:

Peter911 said:

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

Why?

If a person inadvertently happens to sail their boat past a nudist beach, they would fully understand why!

Or you drop the hook for a lunch stop in a deserted bay in the Adriatic and have a group of fairly pissed and completely naked and extremely friendly all male crew on another yacht come in and anchor almost alongside to you.

Each to their own and all that and I'm sure they were having a really great time but it wasn't a particularly pretty sight...

We just came inshore to get some supplies, and could see a supermarket type building at the head of the beach. It was only when we got closer inshore, we realized the predominant colour on the beach was pink! So glad to know we weren't the only ones to make this mistake!

[DoubleD]

Pan Pan Pan said:

Jaguar steve said:

Pan Pan Pan said:

DoubleD said:

Peter911 said:

Call me old fashioned, but only women should skinny dip anyway

Why?

If a person inadvertently happens to sail their boat past a nudist beach, they would fully understand why!

Or you drop the hook for a lunch stop in a deserted bay in the Adriatic and have a group of fairly pissed and completely naked and extremely friendly all male crew on another yacht come in and anchor almost alongside to you.

Each to their own and all that and I'm sure they were having a really great time but it wasn't a particularly pretty sight...

We just came inshore to get some supplies, and could see a supermarket type building at the head of the beach. It was only when we got closer inshore, we realized the predominant colour on the beach was pink! So glad to know we weren't the only ones to make this mistake!

Im straight, but im still not sure why only women should skinny dip.

[anonymous-user]

To paraphrase Karl Pilkington;

"If it's so good there, why do the things in the sea not want to live there....they'd rather live in me knob"

[Jasandjules]

To be fair there are a lot of things in the ocean that can kill you. If you swim into some caves and see the hundred plus lion fish sitting on the roof, or tread on a stone fish, some corals have a mighty sting too... My mask has a bit missing, from a little picasso trigger who objected to my swimming over his home, he isn't going to kill me obviously but he thought he'd have a go....

[anonymous-user]

Jasandjules said:

To be fair there are a lot of things in the ocean that can kill you. If you swim into some caves and see the hundred plus lion fish sitting on the roof, or tread on a stone fish, some corals have a mighty sting too... My mask has a bit missing, from a little picasso trigger who objected to my swimming over his home, he isn't going to kill me obviously but he thought he'd have a go....

I saw a yank who stood on a stonefish in the red sea, never heard screams like it from a grown man.
I had little sympathy as he was told to enter the water via the jetty and not walk straight in over the reef but he knew better.

[Jasandjules]

Vandenberg said:

I saw a yank who stood on a stonefish in the red sea, never heard screams like it from a grown man.
I had little sympathy as he was told to enter the water via the jetty and not walk straight in over the reef but he knew better.

I've been stung by a lion fish and it hurt a fair bit but no-where near as much as I was expecting. Did he make it?

[poo at Paul's]

768c said:

To paraphrase Karl Pilkington;

"If it's so good there, why do the things in the sea not want to live there....they'd rather live in me knob"

Lol

[Agammemnon]

I don't skinny dip- I chunky dunk.

[hotchy]

Worth the risk.

[C0ffin D0dger]

Not skinny dipping but whilst swimming in a waterfall pool in Oz I did get out with a extra "friend" on my foot, a leech!

Was told I'd be better off letting it have its fill after which it would detach. It did so in a car park a while later. Bleed for ages after. Wouldn't have fancied having it on my nob

[ZeroGroundZero]

DoubleD said:

Im straight, but im still not sure why only women should skinny dip.

To be able to see their Double D's of course !

[George Smiley]

DoubleD said:

Im straight, but im still not sure why only women should skinny dip.

I honestly had you pegged down as not straight.

[MikeyC]

hotchy said:

Worth the risk.

eh really ?

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