Turner Prize - No single winner?
Turner Prize - No single winner?
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C&C

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3,901 posts

245 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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This year's Turner prize has apparently been given to all 4 finalists as they requested to be considered a coalition in some show of solidarity in the face of conflict across the world and racial disharmony.

Is this going to become like what apparently happens a lot in schools these days where there are no winners and also no losers?


On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?

I think I must be getting old as it all seems more than a little strange to me.

Juanco20

3,346 posts

217 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Hopefully it'll be decided that after a long 9 months and 38 games each, all 20 sides will be crowned joint Champions of the Premier League

Anything to upset Liverpool and their insufferable fans will do for me

Roofless Toothless

7,194 posts

156 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Personally, I find it hard to view art as a competition.

anonymous-user

78 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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I am a Philistine because some of the 'art' that's won this time looks like a load of worthless fking crap to me.

amusingduck

9,649 posts

160 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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CandC said:
On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?
laugh

That's hilarious. Also pathetic.

Edited by amusingduck on Wednesday 4th December 08:07

MikeyC

836 posts

251 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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anonymous said:
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wot he said !

Triumph Man

9,467 posts

192 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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MikeyC said:
anonymous said:
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wot he said !
I saw somewhere that in a pub in somerset, there is a competition called the "Turnip Prize" which lampoons the fact that the Turner prize stuff is mostly st.

Dog Star

17,380 posts

192 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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amusingduck said:
laugh

That's hilarious. Also pathetic.
You should see my nephew, "Timmy Timpson" I call him (Viz readers of old will get this). He has too many toys, no discipline and needs a haircut. His mother, my sister, is a vegan.

Anyway when it's someone elses birthday Timpson has to blow their candles out. Repeatedly. This just seems to me to be the same kind of liberal parenting that does this "everyone is a winner" thing.

Should be out shovelling coal or cleaning chimneys. The lad is going to grow up a wimp.

nikaiyo2

5,806 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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It has given massive publicity to 4 artists that until today not may people had heard of, 4 artists that even fewer gave a st about. The dipst virtue signalling will do their careers no harm, will help those dishing out tax payer money know they are the right sort of bellend.

This Lawrence Abu Hamdans type of work, or flat mid refurb as I call it.



Helen Cammock, HTF that is art, it looks a school library at lunch time.



Oscar Murillo or fly tipping as it is also known.



Tai Shani- quite like that


ChevyChase77

1,079 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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That's it. I'm entering. I'm just not going to tidy the house for a few weeks and use that as an exhibit.

Looking forward to my Turner prize next year.

bobbo89

5,947 posts

169 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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paulrockliffe

16,412 posts

251 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Ha ha, I didn't realise what a load of guff this was.

It's right that these 4 have managed to get themselves a load of extra publicity. But next year who will pay any attention after the nominations are announced when you already know they're all winners?

Also, how come the selfish bds didn't share their prize with all the other winners that did 'art' last year?

kev1974

4,030 posts

153 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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gone full snowflake

winner winner chicken dinner x4

vaud

58,208 posts

179 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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CC said:
Is this going to become like what apparently happens a lot in schools these days where there are no winners and also no losers?
Our primary school sports days have team competition splitting the school into 8 countries and then they compete for points - prize for the top 3. So it takes the individual competitiveness of it but promotes teamwork and there is still a winning team.

CC said:
On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?
Our 6 year old gives her 2 year old sister all of the boxes her presents come in. wink

Edited as the "&" screws up quoting.

Edited by vaud on Wednesday 4th December 13:28

A Winner Is You

25,845 posts

251 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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amusingduck said:
CandC said:
On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?
laugh

That's hilarious. Also pathetic.

Edited by amusingduck on Wednesday 4th December 08:07
Growing up I used to get a small present on my sister's birthday, and vice versa. Always assumed it was completely normal.

Supercilious Sid

2,698 posts

185 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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After Martin Creed won it I have come to the conclusion it is far removed from art.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

105 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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[quote=C&C]
This year's Turner prize has apparently been given to all 4 finalists as they requested to be considered a coalition in some show of solidarity in the face of conflict across the world and racial disharmony.

Is this going to become like what apparently happens a lot in schools these days where there are no winners and also no losers?


On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?

I think I must be getting old as it all seems more than a little strange to me.
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There are always losers with the Turner prize, those of us that end up seeing the entries.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

123 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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A Winner Is You said:
amusingduck said:
CandC said:
On a similar note, I heard from a colleague today that for many families with multiple children, it is increasingly common that when one of the children has a birthday, their sibling(s) also get a present "so they don't feel left out"? Really - does this actually happen?
laugh

That's hilarious. Also pathetic.

Edited by amusingduck on Wednesday 4th December 08:07
Growing up I used to get a small present on my sister's birthday, and vice versa. Always assumed it was completely normal.
Love the moniker - rofl - can't get more perfect.

FunkyNige

9,739 posts

299 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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nikaiyo2 said:
It has given massive publicity to 4 artists that until today not may people had heard of, 4 artists that even fewer gave a st about. The dipst virtue signalling will do their careers no harm, will help those dishing out tax payer money know they are the right sort of bellend.

This Lawrence Abu Hamdans type of work, or flat mid refurb as I call it.

Helen Cammock, HTF that is art, it looks a school library at lunch time.

Oscar Murillo or fly tipping as it is also known.

Tai Shani- quite like that
I was wondering why none of the news stories covering this mentioned any of the art that 'won', now I see why...

What's going to happen next year? If one artist wins it they'll look pretty selfish if they don't share the prize.

anonymous-user

78 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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I am hardly confused with someone who knows art, but my view is that if I can do it, it's garbage.

I went to MoMA in NYC and there was a shoe box on the floor. That was it.

I thought someone was taking the piss. There was also someone telling people not to photograph it.

Here a photograph of it. Hateful thing.