How do you get a fake suicide vest into a prison?
How do you get a fake suicide vest into a prison?
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Wacky Racer

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40,783 posts

271 months

Camoradi

4,844 posts

280 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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I imagine you make one out of diet coke bottles, string and duck tape, during one of your explorative arts therapy lessons.

That's what I'd do

Hope the injured officers make a full and speedy recovery

eldar

24,931 posts

220 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Probably the same way as drugs, phones and alcohol. Up the bum, corrupt staff or visitors or lob it over the fence.

Then assemble and off you go. Crafty people with lots of time for mischief.

98elise

31,608 posts

185 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Camoradi said:
I imagine you make one out of diet coke bottles, string and duck tape, during one of your explorative arts therapy lessons.

That's what I'd do

Hope the injured officers make a full and speedy recovery
Agreed, why would you need to get one into prison.

It's fake, so it's pretty much random crap stuck together to look like it might be suspicious.

A real suicide vest is improvised so a fake one doesn't even have to look a particular way.

Four Litre

2,174 posts

216 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Being a terrorist you probably say its part of your culture and therefore your basic human rights.

Hey presto a soft nose lefty will prob bring you one!

Wills2

28,334 posts

199 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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I wish the prisons had armed guards as their would be two less of these scumbags alive today.

rdjohn

7,027 posts

219 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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They let them have TV so on Blue Peter they probably suggested washing up bottles, empty toilet rolls and sticky-backed plastic.

Simples

There just cannot be a sensible answer to the OPs question.

Gary C

14,827 posts

203 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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He probably strapped hotdog sausages around his chest !

Vanden Saab

17,454 posts

98 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Gary C said:
He probably strapped hotdog sausages around his chest !
Due to a lack of lawns?

Gary C

14,827 posts

203 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Vanden Saab said:
Gary C said:
He probably strapped hotdog sausages around his chest !
Due to a lack of lawns?
Ha !

Good one smile

Mikebentley

8,408 posts

164 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Gary C said:
Vanden Saab said:
Gary C said:
He probably strapped hotdog sausages around his chest !
Due to a lack of lawns?
Ha !

Good one smile
Hot dog sausages would be ideal, no pork in them.

ABZ RS6

749 posts

127 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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eldar said:
Probably the same way as drugs, phones and alcohol. Up the bum, corrupt staff or visitors or lob it over the fence.

Then assemble and off you go. Crafty people with lots of time for mischief.
Suicide vest up the bum?

You must move in strange circles.

Gary C

14,827 posts

203 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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ABZ RS6 said:
Suicide vest up the bum?

You must move in strange circles.
one sausage at a time

anonymous-user

78 months

Friday 10th January 2020
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Maybe they were dressed a runner in fitness gear.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18152955.un...