Dutch propose damming off the whole North Sea
Dutch propose damming off the whole North Sea
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eharding

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14,648 posts

308 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Dutch propose damming off the whole North Sea to protect Holland 25 million Europeans.

I think they may be on a bit of a sticky wicket when it comes to various folk on at least one end of both dams.

FourWheelDrift

91,957 posts

308 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Surely if the seas rise and don't have the North Sea & Baltic for water to flow into to keep the world average down, then the water will rise higher than it would without the dams on the other side of the dam and everywhere else around the world. Plus if they think it's melting glacier ice that will do it then they are just enclosing the icy areas of Norway, Sweden and Finland into one limited area causing the Baltic and North Sea to rise more than it would do without the dams in place.

"estimated at between €250bn and £500bn" add a nought or two onto the end of that.

This sounds as mad as the German's plan to dam the Mediterranean in the 1920s - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa

Sophisticated Sarah

15,078 posts

193 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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I thought Trump’s wall was a mental idea, this is crackers hehe

Oakey

27,970 posts

240 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Boris Bridge 2: The Bridgening not looking so mental now

JulianHJ

8,862 posts

286 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Mental. Surely far cheaper to beef up sea defences and relocate communities in danger areas.

aeropilot

39,846 posts

251 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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I think that Cloggie scientist has been spending too long in one of those Dutch cafe's.......

Its not a very eco-friendly solution given the amount of reinforced concrete that would be needed for such a daft idea...rolleyes

And the cost estimates are waaaaaayyy too low laugh

unsprung

6,054 posts

148 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Oakey said:
Boris Bridge 2: The Bridgening not looking so mental now
I always enjoyed how the press decided to call the proposed Thames estuary airport, "Boris Island" -- with its obvious sort of 007 connotation. hehe

If you google "Boris Island" today, the first result is typically the Wikipedia entry for the official project.


anonymous-user

78 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Don't think the Korean examples they based this on were dams built RIGHT ACROSS THE EXISTING fkING SEA!
If wrong then apologies for shouting.

Earthdweller

18,186 posts

150 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Well, on a positive note it will solve the issue of fishing quotas

laugh

Eric Mc

124,992 posts

289 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Well have to build a wall along the East Anglian coast.

Nickgnome

8,277 posts

113 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Most here are too young to remember the East cost floods and the many lives lost.

Who knows if it’s feasible.

Think of the power it could generate with the tidal flow. Never runs out either. Easy to store short term power when the tide changes direction, Twelfth’s rule.

What’s not to like?




bloomen

9,590 posts

183 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Going by the maps it'll just wash over Britain's land mass and then go for it again.

At least the Dutch are capable of building some whacky and epic things and making a success of them.

anonymous-user

78 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Naval base relocations needed!

Nickgnome

8,277 posts

113 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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JulianHJ said:
Mental. Surely far cheaper to beef up sea defences and relocate communities in danger areas.
Is it?

I think you are guessing.

227bhp

10,203 posts

152 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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If my memory serves me correctly the fact that a lot of The Netherlands is already below sea level is because they actually dug out the land and burned it - it was peat. It's a curious country whereby they are continuously pumping it out to prevent it flooding, that's why there were so many windmills there, they were connected to Archimedes screw type pumps.

carl_w

10,513 posts

282 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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227bhp said:
If my memory serves me correctly the fact that a lot of The Netherlands is already below sea level is because they actually dug out the land and burned it - it was peat. It's a curious country whereby they are continuously pumping it out to prevent it flooding, that's why there were so many windmills there, they were connected to Archimedes screw type pumps.
No different from the Fens which are also continuously pumped out.

Nickgnome

8,277 posts

113 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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bloomen said:
Going by the maps it'll just wash over Britain's land mass and then go for it again.

At least the Dutch are capable of building some whacky and epic things and making a success of them.
They can indeed.

I would not underestimate their Dam abilities.

FourWheelDrift

91,957 posts

308 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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The dutch are tall enough to wade, they'll be fine.

eharding

Original Poster:

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308 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Oh, come on.

When we first heard about the Boris Belfast Bridge, those of us who expressed the opinion that he was off his trolley were told we were defeatist snowflakes, and that every great British engineer from Trevithick to Cockerell was spinning (synchronised at a beautifully calculated non-harmonic frequency) in their graves at the thought we had become such a nation of melts to pooh-pooh the idea.

Well, I for one have learned my lesson.....and will be damned if we let some Dutch hippies outshine the Boris Bridge with some scuzzy plebian earthworks.

Hence, I will be petitioning him directly that as soon as the Bridge is completed we should be immediately starting work on the Penzance - Port Stanley Motorway, with service stations at both Gibraltar and Ascension Island.

Take that, Cloggy!

Piha

7,150 posts

116 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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What a preposterous idea....!!!!!

We didn't vote for Brexit to allow those pesky Cloggers to build dams all over our North Sea.

St Nigel of faarange will be incandescent with rage when he hears about this!!!