North Korea - is Kim Jong Un dead?

[Stuart70]

Well? Lots of rumours - anyone know anything more?

[Fatball]

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

[G_Morto]

I’ll await the videos of the North Korean population wailing hysterically to surface before I’m sure he’s dead.

[vixen1700]

All my North Korean mates also said he was doing great.

[Europa1]

I hope there's some definite news soon, otherwise there'll be as many threads on this as there are on Covid 19.

[Stuart70]

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

[Zetec-S]

Stuart70 said:

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

Just for clarity, was it your friend installing a hot tub on Kim's private train, or was it Kim installing a hot tub on your friend's private train?

[Stuart70]

Zetec-S said:

Stuart70 said:

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

Just for clarity, was it your friend installing a hot tub on Kim's private train, or was it Kim installing a hot tub on your friend's private train?

Does Kim Jong Un do painting and decorating, too?

[Chris Type R]

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

A real one, or a Lay-z-spa ?

[scenario8]

Some silliness also available here;

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[FN2TypeR]

Stuart70 said:

Zetec-S said:

Stuart70 said:

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

Just for clarity, was it your friend installing a hot tub on Kim's private train, or was it Kim installing a hot tub on your friend's private train?

Does Kim Jong Un do painting and decorating, too?

Not at the moment mate, he's on furlough

[Fatball]

Zetec-S said:

Just for clarity, was it your friend installing a hot tub on Kim's private train, or was it Kim installing a hot tub on your friend's private train?

My friend was over visiting from a Swiss university, they were once classmates. Kim has roped him in to a plot to get Nintendo to remake the n64 because Kim likes to play as Bond on Goldeneye. The old n64 was destroyed by his sister in revenge for Kim using an anti aircraft round to kill his one of his uncles.

The hot tub is a proper one with wooden sides and everything. Kim’s uncle said the inflatable style wouldn’t support Kims body weight since they opened a KFC on the train.

The private train that’s been mentioned in the news is an old Intercity 125. Hot tubs, cinema, KFC and recently installed 3G connectivity. Because of licensing issues with the driver and quality of the track over there it’s limited so it’s now an Intercity 12.

[kingofdbrits]

[Fundoreen]

all fake amusing news

[eldar]

Fundoreen said:

all fake amusing news

Even the hot tub? Bugger.

[Tom Logan]

G_Morto said:

I’ll await the videos of the North Korean population cheering wailing hysterically to surface before I’m sure he’s dead.

FTFY.

[KAgantua]

Zetec-S said:

Stuart70 said:

Fatball said:

My friend who works in North Korea saw him a couple of days ago when he installed a hot tub on his private train.

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

Just for clarity, was it your friend installing a hot tub on Kim's private train, or was it Kim installing a hot tub on your friend's private train?

Or was Kim installing his hot tub on his own private train, but your friend watched? Or your friend installed his own hot tub on his own private train, while Kim watched from afar?

[Shakermaker]

Stuart70 said:

hot tub train machine one,

It's the film mash-up I never knew I wanted...

Hot Tub Time Machine meets Under Siege 2: Dark Territory!

[rowley birkin]

Shakermaker said:

It's the film mash-up I never knew I wanted...

Hot Tub Time Machine meets Under Siege 2: Dark Territory!

Trainspotting Traindespotting

[Fatball]

Stuart70 said:

I so want this story to be true

The hot tub train machine one, not an opinion on his death.

Which year do you think he would end up in?

He could head back and be the fat controller. Thomas the tank engine would actually be interesting, I remember Gordon being bricked up in a tunnel for going on strike and that’s before Kim got back there.