Trucker ‘entertaining’ himself

[Tom _M]

It seems the Police caught a lorry driver on the M6 passing by the miles by having a ham shank whilst driving.

[talksthetorque]

Traffic Police Twitter Feed said:

HGV driver informed us that he'd seen a car driver on M6 at J9 masterbating whilst driving!

One for the spelling police?

[Wacky Racer]

Tom _M said:

It seems the Police caught a lorry driver on the M6 passing by the miles by having a ham shank whilst driving.

He should have pulled into the HARD shoulder.

[Chubbyross]

“A driver was caught by police touching himself on the M6 in the Black Country”

The police are taking the whole lockdown thing seriously then. Or is M6 a euphemism for something?

[Monkeylegend]

Car driver reported by a lorry driver ?

[Dan_1981]

Illegal and highly dangerous apparently.


I'm sure the specific isn't actually illegal is it?

DWDC&A maybe?

[Chubbyross]

Dan_1981 said:

Illegal and highly dangerous apparently.


I'm sure the specific isn't actually illegal is it?

DWDC&A maybe?

It probably is if you shut your eyes for the final bit.

[David87]

This is literally what Tesla’s Autopilot was made for. Probably.

[MorganP104]

Monkeylegend said:

Car driver reported by a lorry driver ?

Yes, for clarity, it wasn't a lorry driver that was caught bashing the bishop.

You can imagine what a clear view the HGV driver got of the chap in the car, from his high vantage point in the cab. I just hope for the poor lorry driver's sake that the offender's car didn't have a panoramic sunroof. Oh, the horror!

[sociopath]

So is it illegal for someone to be pleasuring their girlfriend in the passenger seat whilst they're driving down the motorway?

Asking for a friend.

[WJNB]

Barely out of my teens I have happy memories of being pleasured by a mature lady whilst driving. Reversing the role proved too much of a handful, well she was superbly built in the right areas. As the years went by I realised she was a hard act to follow.

[funkyrobot]

WJNB said:

Barely out of my teens I have happy memories of being pleasured by a mature lady whilst driving. Reversing the role proved too much of a handful, well she was superbly built in the right areas. As the years went by I realised she was a hard act to follow.

So that's what you ambulance technicians get up to.

[motco]

David87 said:

This is literally what Tesla’s Autopilot was made for. Probably.

You're not suggesting that Tesla drivers are onanists, surely?

[talksthetorque]

So the thread has been moved to NPE, shows what the mods think of people in here

[One Amp Andy]

Tom _M said:

It seems the Police caught a lorry driver on the M6 passing by the miles by having a ham shank whilst driving.

OP, read the story, and then read your thread title.

[carinaman]

DCW.

[Monkeylegend]

carinaman said:

DCW.

Dash Cam or Dual Carriageway?

[Dog Star]

When truckers do this it's called (so I've heard) a "danger wk".
Evidently they need to get it done before being seen by another trucker.

I've no idea where this useless nugget of information came from, however I'm glad to have shared it.

[anonymous-user]

What a tosser.

[aaron_2000]

Isn't master baiting what the police do in their hidden camera vans?