Which PHer' in the lucky country ...

[Gargamel]

Ok so maybe their grandad did steal some bread on something, but even by Australian standards these is awesome !

Australia, beating Florida man since 1788

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

[shih tzu faced]

Love the photo of the broom, like it’s the number one most important element of the story!

Doubt it’s even the actual broom used anyway, looks like it’s just a library image of a broom in a warehouse. Maybe the actual broom could not be pictured for legal reasons?

Apart from the broom I don’t really know where to start with the rest of the story, except to say it has properly brightened up my day!

[ApOrbital]

I'm sure he wanted the broom up his arse so he could clean up and do the dishes at the same time.

[irocfan]

reading this certainly made me smile

[digger_R]

A lawyer for Terrence Leroy, one of the accused, said: "It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom. Entry was not with intent to intimidate."

[shih tzu faced]

Having thought about this some more (yep!...) I’m wondering if the broom was only involved for social distancing purposes?

Stay alert, save lives, don’t let armed perverts break into your house and stroke your bum with any implement less than 2 metres long and make sure they wash their hands before leaving, protect the NHS

[Big Al.]

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