Your Coronavirus conspiracy theory.....
Your Coronavirus conspiracy theory.....
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HoHoHo

Original Poster:

15,382 posts

274 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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I’m convinced there’s more to this than meets the eye, I just don’t get it currently.

It’s either deadly and we all need to isolate or it isn’t deadly and we can get on with our lives, why the farting about with quarantine if you come back off holiday yet we can all go down the pub and get pissed.

Why did Bill Gates invest in a drugs company many months ago and then go and live on his boat since January this year?

Is there a greater threat from a terrorist organisation and we are simply being controlled by our governments until it’s resolved.

I’m sure there are dozens of conspiracy theories.....what are yours?

Me, I think it’s all a load of bks and the world’s leaders are simply caught in the headlights and can’t now say.....sorry, we’ve fked up the economies of the world for a few vulnerable people and it was all a big mistake.

Mining Subsidence Man

418 posts

72 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Your last sentence has it.

They have shat the bed and they are saying "that's not a poo there"

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

96 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Inb4 tin foil hat and lizard jpegs, 5g, Icke flat-earther accusations from the usual suspects biggrin .

anxious_ant

2,626 posts

103 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Definitely suspicious. Anyone remember how CCP was fighting a losing battle against the riots demonstrations in Hong Kong?
Covid19 definitely turned the tide in their favour.

Of course CCP can't do this alone without some help...

rxe

6,700 posts

127 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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I don’t think there are any valid conspiracy theories about the origins of this - it’s a virus, like SARS, like common colds, st happens. Someone was shagging/eating weird animals and it got out.

I don’t think it is a conspiracy theory to think that a lot of pressure groups see this as a fantastic opportunity to advance their agenda

Randy Winkman

21,094 posts

213 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Something to do with under-sea alien monsters. Not sure of the details though.

anxious_ant

2,626 posts

103 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Randy Winkman said:
Something to do with under-sea alien monsters. Not sure of the details though.
Nah, could be work of a shadowy agency called the "Commision".
They are known to have team of highly trained agents that deal with major events affecting the timeline.


anxious_ant

2,626 posts

103 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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rxe said:
I don’t think there are any valid conspiracy theories about the origins of this - it’s a virus, like SARS, like common colds, st happens. Someone was shagging/eating weird animals and it got out.

I don’t think it is a conspiracy theory to think that a lot of pressure groups see this as a fantastic opportunity to advance their agenda
In modern times we've seen outbreaks before, but nothing like this.
The effects globally is unparralled, with some parties clearly reaping the benefits.

In the past it's normally world wars that would cause such an impact, however suppose nowadays it's more convenient to manufacture a virus.

andyeds1234

2,468 posts

194 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Coronavirus is a plan to reset the global economy, by David Icke.
He’s at the puppet master in all of this, using a team of lizards, disguised as school dinner ladies.

The proof is there, but it’s not up to me to prove it., sheeple.

anonymous-user

78 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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It's a monumental fk up and over reaction by the government...

Lemming Train said:
Inb4 tin foil hat and lizard jpegs, 5g, Icke flat-earther accusations from the usual suspects biggrin .
...but to give them something to think about, my moneys on it being a Chinese attempted coup to force communism on us, The clues are all there: It escaped from the lab near Huahan, got into the seafood market, the Chinese halted their internal flights, but kept international routes open.....

S100HP

13,607 posts

191 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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fk me laugh

JagLover

46,202 posts

259 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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rxe said:
I don’t think there are any valid conspiracy theories about the origins of this - it’s a virus, like SARS, like common colds, st happens. Someone was shagging/eating weird animals and it got out.

I don’t think it is a conspiracy theory to think that a lot of pressure groups see this as a fantastic opportunity to advance their agenda
Got it in one

There is no conspiracy involving all the world's governments and media. What we have is lots of different motivations and some extremists not letting a crisis go to waste.

Take a look at the political views of the so called "independent sage". A number who sit on the real SAGE, share those views as well.

The media are just being their usual selves. Shallow, opportunistic and politicised. Most governments are just looking not to get blamed for deaths from a naturally occurring virus. The smarter extremists can leverage the media in order to achieve their political aims from this crisis and I think we have more than a few in the UK who have been doing just that.


motco

17,404 posts

270 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Those who have had it but not suffered serious symptoms, or none at all, have had their IQs reduced to half the original level. getmecoat

Stay in Bed Instead

22,362 posts

181 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Here's my theory.

All major countries are worried by the economic dominance of China.

All major countries, with the exception of China, have an issue with national debt.

The Americans therefore formulated a not so deadly virus, that was designed to kill off a few elderly citizens that cause a drain on their economies. This was released in China so that the blame could be laid at their door, you know, a la Trump's 'China Virus'.

Governments in the know then went well OTT on the potency and to try to combat the virus and save lives. Maxing out the credit cards, and even taking out several more until they were maxed out too. At the end they will all declare themselves bankrupt because of the virus, and default on all debt. Wiping the slate clean. But because all the major economies will have done so everyone is in the same boat so little adverse effect. In effect a global reset of governmental finances providing a level playing field with China.

This plan must of course be kept secret though, so any chance of China finding out must be blocked. Hence the anti Huawei stance.

Nobody warned Sweden of this plan, so they took a different less economically damaging action to combat the virus.

Sophisticated Sarah

15,078 posts

193 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Extinction Rebellion nutters managed to convert someone working in a virus-lab who decided to release a mild version of the worst virus the planet has ever seen. If world governments don’t fk up their economies and covert to greenism, they’ll release the full blown version and cull the world population indiscriminately.

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motco

17,404 posts

270 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Sophisticated Sarah said:
Extinction Rebellion nutters managed to convert someone working in a virus-lab who decided to release a mild version of the worst virus the planet has ever seen. If world governments don’t fk up their economies and covert to greenism, they’ll release the full blown version and cull the world population indiscriminately.

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So as rebellion has failed, they thought they'd go for extinction?

WindyCommon

3,704 posts

263 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Is it somehow connected with Scottish nationalists..?

Earthdweller

18,110 posts

150 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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Imagine if we’d had ttter and facefk in 1940

Governments are not Governing, they are just reacting to those that shout the loudest

Weak ineffective and incompetent and unable to stand up against the crowd

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hotchy

4,794 posts

150 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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The governments want rid of cash. these actions are to speed the process up and will eradicate crime as they cant launder that much via card sales. If they do atleast the goverment is getting a cut of the pie.
No cash and they can bump up transaction fees and easily make back the poultry sums spent on lockdown.

Gecko1978

12,302 posts

181 months

Saturday 15th August 2020
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I think as hinted by others the government and others around the world have fked this up. Happens all the time but it is usually over spend on a national project, wasted money on ID card, NHS computer, Millennium Bridge etc.

This time is a proper 200bn wipe out austerity most of retail and hospitality industry, expose the less travel for the environment bullst, all in one go and the government acted like they always do thinking it might be a few weeks tops (recall first people back from China living at an old air base now back from your holidays just stay at home except when you go to the shops etc wearing a mask that does f all (I wear the mask I really don't care).

This and the coming economic step change will destroy this government. Basically bar a few things we are back to normal in the UK. But few are back at work, few are going out like they did and people are at home more and drinking more....this is not going to end well for the tory. If kier was more Blair and less angela Raynor he might actually stand a chance.