Mysterious Monolith discovered in the desert.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

In 2020. Just what we need.

Mysterious metal monolith found in remote part of Utah by state officials counting sheep

[Scrump]

BBC link:
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=...

[Turn7]

I for one, will bow down to our Lizard Masters...

[Drezza]

Don't touch it for Christ sake, that's got the start of an Alien invasion written all over it.

[pquinn]

Nice cheap light bit of riveted stainless, very portable.

Better than average chance the people who 'accidentally' found it are the ones who put it there.

[Eric Mc]

Deja vu all over again -

[NegativeEquity]

New PH server to house Boris Johnson threads in NP&E?

[RegMolehusband]

If it makes a loud screeching sound I hope they GTFO PDQ!

[Eric Mc]

Or start's playing obscure classical music by Gyorgy Ligeti.

[biggbn]

Scrump said:

BBC link:
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=...

Its clearly a portable walk in fridge door for Boris to take everywhere with him. He must have been making an impromptu appearance in Utah to back his buddy Trump, things got a bit tasty when he was heckled and had to think of what to say, and, Kazaam, he was gone....

[Bodo]

"He was like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, turn around, turn around!'. And I was like, 'What?'. And he's like, 'There's this thing back there - we've got to go look at it!',"

[eharding]

Bodo said:

"He was like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, turn around, turn around!'. And I was like, 'What?'. And he's like, 'There's this thing back there - we've got to go look at it!',"

"..and then he was like "We should go and touch it" and I was like "You go an fking touch it"

[king arthur]

Looks like something out of a Star Trek set. The old, old Star Trek.

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it."

[Ahonen]

eharding said:

"..and then he was like "We should go and touch it" and I was like "You go an fking touch it"

“Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille, but it wasn’t interested.”



I could have been a zoologist.

[mmm-five]

So that's where I left my new iPhone 13 Pro Max Ultra big-boy!

[red_slr]

Would be better if you could not see the rivets or spot welds.

[DickyC]

Eric Mc said:

Or start's playing obscure classical music by Gyorgy Ligeti.

I can't let you do that, Dave.

[Mikebentley]

Waits for the announcement of a new guerilla artist like Banksy.................

[anonymous-user]

"It is illegal to install structures or art without authorisation on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you're from," the department said.

Awesome.

[eharding]

red_slr said:

Would be better if you could not see the rivets or spot welds.

Have you seen the alien spaceships in "District 9"?

Shockingly shonky heaps of rusting crap. They look like they were built by British Leyland on a Friday afternoon.