Taliban blow themselves up in bomb class.

[anonymous-user]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/30-taliban-milita...

Looks like school’s over for that lot.

[Dogwatch]

Education, Education, Educ

[Vickers_VC10]

Flol.

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

[frisbee]

If they had been following social distancing guidelines then they would have had fewer casualties!

[anonymous-user]

frisbee said:

If they had been following social distancing guidelines then they would have had fewer casualties!

Apparently the NHS has already counted them as deaths with Covid.

[Gameface]

The Karma/Khaama Press News Agency is a nice touch too

[anonymous-user]

frisbee said:

If they had been following social distancing guidelines then they would have had fewer casualties!

Definitely a course that should have been done via zoom or teams.

[eharding]

If there was ever a case for remote learning, then "A Practical Introduction To Improvised Explosive Devices" is probably it.

Interestingly, if you search for "Explosives" on Udemy's list of online courses, it's all about generating explosive sales and career growth ....and then you scroll down to the "Introduction to Nuclear Weapons" course. If there is a practical part to that one, just make sure it's super-duper-extra-remote learning. With sunblock.

[Gameface]

El stovey said:

Definitely a course that should have been done via zoom or teams.

They preferred Boom to Zoom...

[HoHoHo]

Apparently 6 foreigners were blown up - they were considered experts and teaching the Taliban militants.

Not quite as ‘expert’ as they thought

What was the last thing that went through their mind?






Their arse........

[eharding]

HoHoHo said:

Apparently 6 foreigners were blown up - they were considered experts and teaching the Taliban militants.

"Nooooooo......the green wire!.....I said the green wire, not the red one....wait...what? Well why didn't you say you were colour bl..........."

[anonymous-user]

I suppose their future bombing plans are all up in the air now.

[Gary29]

Has no one seen Four Lions?!

[The Wookie]

HoHoHo said:

Apparently 6 foreigners were blown up - they were considered experts and teaching the Taliban militants.

Not quite as ‘expert’ as they thought

I disagree, clearly they made a pretty effective explosive device

Trigger mechanisms on the other hand...

[Sheets Tabuer]

frisbee said:

If they had been following social distancing guidelines then they would have had fewer casualties!

Parts of them are following social distancing guidelines.

[Quisling]

Big question

Does blowing yourself up count as a pass or a fail?

[Psycho Warren]

Watch closely, I shall show you this only once!

[swisstoni]

SpaceX would call it a success.