Prison anyone?
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Saleen836

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12,238 posts

233 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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NDA

24,918 posts

249 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Yep. We've all done it.

BabySharkDooDooDooDooDooDoo

15,078 posts

193 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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And they say porn gives unrealistic expectations smile

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

68 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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BabySharkDooDooDooDooDooDoo said:
And they say porn gives unrealistic expectations smile
Women expecting a plumber to arrive within 10 minutes?

BabySharkDooDooDooDooDooDoo

15,078 posts

193 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Biggy Stardust said:
BabySharkDooDooDooDooDooDoo said:
And they say porn gives unrealistic expectations smile
Women expecting a plumber to arrive within 10 minutes?
You’ve clearly not seen what happens when a moderately attractive woman asks for plumbing help on Facebook, an army of plumbers are there free of charge within 5 minutes. Obviously the swamp donkey types have to wait hehe

105.4

4,214 posts

95 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Saleen836 said:
It happens far more often than you think, in both male and female prisons.

A quick Google should bring up many UK specific cases, and they’re just the ones that end up in prosecution / disciplinaries. Most of the time the prisoner gets ghosted to the other end of the country and the whole thing gets swept under the carpet.

If there’s one thing Governors don’t like, it’s scandal, (it’s bad for the Governors careers). You wouldn’t believe the sort of things that get covered up in prisons on a regular basis, (including deaths in custody).


Edited by 105.4 on Wednesday 7th July 23:41

NerveAgent

3,780 posts

244 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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105.4 said:
I’m both male and female prisons.
This whole “identifying as” thing has got out of hand.

105.4

4,214 posts

95 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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NerveAgent said:
105.4 said:
I’m both male and female prisons.
This whole “identifying as” thing has got out of hand.
Bloody auto-correct frown

gruffalo

8,096 posts

250 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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NerveAgent said:
105.4 said:
I’m both male and female prisons.
This whole “identifying as” thing has got out of hand.
claprofl


Douglas Quaid

2,616 posts

109 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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She’s good looking for once. I can’t imagine how sexually frustrating it must be seeing one of your cellmates having sex with her knowing the best you’re going to be having sex with is a large black man with a bad attitude and huge penis, against your will.

Douglas Quaid

2,616 posts

109 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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Yeah, that’s what they normally look like.

Zetec-S

6,652 posts

117 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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Biggy Stardust said:
BabySharkDooDooDooDooDooDoo said:
And they say porn gives unrealistic expectations smile
Women expecting a plumber to arrive within 10 minutes?
Depends on the video edit.

ATG

23,060 posts

296 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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gruffalo said:
NerveAgent said:
105.4 said:
I’m both male and female prisons.
This whole “identifying as” thing has got out of hand.
claprofl
Where's the foetus going to gestate?

Camoradi

4,831 posts

280 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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She should be banged up

Oh hold on....

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

68 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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ATG said:
Where's the foetus going to gestate?
He'll keep it in a box.

Jasandjules

72,015 posts

253 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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Well, that is not what I was expecting to see.

Psycho Warren

3,087 posts

137 months

Friday 9th July 2021
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If you were a prisoner, she could be a lot worse looking and you are still going to say yes.