Week long bear attack

[Alpacaman]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-5793950...

"A man has been rescued in Alaska after desperately flagging down help having been attacked and harassed by a grizzly bear for a week.

US Coast Guard officials were alerted by an SOS message on a shack roof and spotted a man waving his arms in the air calling for help.

The man told them he had been attacked by a bear and hadn't slept for days after it kept coming back to his camp.

He was found with chest bruising and an injured leg he had taped up."

Lucky to be alive, I am amazed he managed to get away from it.

[biggbn]

A grizzly tale...hope he is bearing up after his ordeal.

[Gary29]

Doesn't bear thinking about.

[efcgriswold]

Scatty

[Radec]

Hey, Hey, Hey.

He kept going back all week?, he sounds smarter than the average bear.

[Murph7355]

Sounds like a right load of bks...

Still, a free ride out of butt fk nowhere in a helicopter, what's not to like.

(I like the "you may also be interested" in video of a bear protecting its cubs too...people really are dumb).

[Sheets Tabuer]

Sounds like he made a boo boo staying there.

[peterperkins]

Radec said:

Hey, Hey, Hey.

He kept going back all week?, he sounds smarter than the average bear.

Very good.

[Pixelpeep Z4]

good job he only packed the bare necessities.

[ikarl]

reminds me of an old Roy Chubby Brown joke...

hunter shoots at bear
bear mildly annoyed so sexually assaults hunter

hunter gets bigger gun
hunter shoots at bear
bear gets slightly peeved so has more sexual fun with hunter

hunter gets bigger gun again
hunter shoots at bear
bear now getting annoyed so gets quite aggressive with the hunters "back door"

hunter gets an even bigger gun
hunter shoots at bear
bear quips "I don't think you're here for the hunting"