Bomb squad defuse man's bottom.
Bomb squad defuse man's bottom.
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shed driver

Original Poster:

2,891 posts

183 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Tripped and fell, very common apparently.

SD.

Blue62

10,258 posts

175 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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One way of curing constipation

Earthdweller

17,909 posts

149 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Just when you think nothing will surprise you, along comes a man sticking a World War Two bomb up his Ariadne

wobbleclap

Beati Dogu

9,348 posts

162 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Blue62 said:
One way of curing constipation
Or explosive diarrhea.

Bill

57,306 posts

278 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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That's what I call a munitions dump!

zb

3,779 posts

187 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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He should be mortarfied, a dirty bomb bum, representing fire in the hole

gruffgriff

2,099 posts

266 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
laughclapclap

Donbot

4,194 posts

150 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
rofl

DeejRC

8,736 posts

105 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
Yes. Approved!

phope

852 posts

163 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
roflroflroflroflrofl

LordHaveMurci

12,325 posts

192 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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gruffgriff said:
Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
laughclapclap
rofl

Panamax

8,244 posts

57 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Did they take the batteries out first?

Camoradi

4,829 posts

279 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Up the Arsenal...

coppernorks

1,919 posts

69 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Strange it's always men that these accidental anal incursions happen to.

Women are less experimental maybe, or more sensible, with a hunch that shoving large objects into
anal passages beyond the point they can ever be recovered without medical intervention is not advisable.

Hol

9,259 posts

223 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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LordHaveMurci said:
gruffgriff said:
Bill said:
That's what I call a munitions dump!
laughclapclap
rofl
That is a winner. laugh

crankedup5

10,917 posts

58 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Did he walk into A&E or ambulance, either way it’s an astonishing story. I have heard of people having a ‘rocket up their bum’ when they have goofed at work, never thought it in a literal sense laugh

daddy cool

4,093 posts

252 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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coppernorks said:
Strange it's always men that these accidental anal incursions happen to.

Women are less experimental maybe, or more sensible, with a hunch that shoving large objects into
anal passages beyond the point they can ever be recovered without medical intervention is not advisable.
I dunno, women are often trapped climbing through windows when they get locked out, or sometimes get their hand caught in the back or the sofa or in the tumbledryer. Luckily they can usually call for their stepson to come and help.

It seems to be very common...

Bill

57,306 posts

278 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Did he have an arsenal up there?






I'm here all week, try the veal etc etc.biggrin

mac96

5,718 posts

166 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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Odd looking mortar round. I wonder how true this story is? And was the photo taken before or after?

I hope it IS true though- it's so ridiculous!

eldar

24,887 posts

219 months

Friday 3rd December 2021
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He's still in hospital. He doesn't want to be discharged.