Be the Prime Minister for a day or two...What would do?
Be the Prime Minister for a day or two...What would do?
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Milkyway

Original Poster:

12,124 posts

76 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Milkyway Sr always advised me never to get involved in conversations about Politics or Religion... & for many decades I heeded his advice.
I have always said, that I wouldn’t or couldn’t do that job, but in our minds we all have our own agendas.
So, if you had that ultimate power for a while... what would you TRY and do?

Update; Extended stays may be permitted...


Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 30th December 17:55

MikeT66

2,693 posts

147 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Declare war on France.

Milkyway

Original Poster:

12,124 posts

76 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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MikeT66 said:
Declare war on France.
A bit too close for comfort...
I think that they haven’t forgotten about losing at Agincourt, 600yrs ago...
Its water under the bridge now, & they should just forget about it. :


Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 30th December 07:21

HappyClappy

953 posts

96 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Scrap the entire Civil Service, every Quango and all non clinical NHS management and start again.

The great public sector management reset.

Oh and and do a Gordon Brown on their pension pots.



Edited by HappyClappy on Thursday 30th December 06:49

Milkyway

Original Poster:

12,124 posts

76 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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The ban on the passing of big brown envelopes.

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 30th December 07:36

biggbn

30,189 posts

243 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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I think I'd have a big party at my house!

greygoose

9,383 posts

218 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Drink some wine, eat some cheese, either make some decisions or have a nap.

Tommo87

5,377 posts

136 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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HappyClappy said:
Scrap the entire Civil Service, every Quango and all non clinical NHS management and start again.

The great public sector management reset.

Oh and and do a Gordon Brown on their pension pots.



Edited by HappyClappy on Thursday 30th December 06:49
You will have my vote.

Let them feel the private sectors pain for once, without an endless pot of public cash propping up their wastage,

HappyClappy

953 posts

96 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Thanks.

I’d do similar with the Local Councils, de woke the education system and any charities involved in political lobbying would have their charitable status revoked.

Basically reverse or eradicate all of Tony Blair’s legacy - devolution, the Supreme Court and Universities would once again become places of excellence rather than mediocrity.

Gecko1978

12,302 posts

180 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Have a referendum on state pensions and the NHS.

Pensions: do you want to fund your state pension.

YES: Ni stays same for all and you get a pension in your 60s

No: NI is cut for thoes under 40, but you will not get any pension at 67 use extra cash to fund your own or spend it now over 40 still have to pay an get a state pension.

NHS: would you like it to fund all things as it does now, tax will have to carry on rising to maintain this.

Would you like a tax cut but prescriptions are no longer free, GP appointments have a cost upfront, A and E has a charge.

Others might word it better. Let people decide how they want billions spent but make clear the consequences

Kevin Cozner

1,101 posts

127 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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In two days you're not going to achieve anything, so I'd use it as a two-day long ministerial "supermarket sweep" and flog as many peerages as possible. For my own income, of course.

bitchstewie

64,260 posts

233 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Re-join the EU.

Sort child hunger.

Give Rashford a knighthood.

Give Harry and Megan an annual allowance from the public purse.

Introduce a ton of tougher laws around racial and sexual harassment.

Announce an amnesty for people crossing the Channel in small boats.

Sit back and watch NP&E implode knowing my work is done hehe

Randy Winkman

20,847 posts

212 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Tommo87 said:
HappyClappy said:
Scrap the entire Civil Service, every Quango and all non clinical NHS management and start again.

The great public sector management reset.

Oh and and do a Gordon Brown on their pension pots.



Edited by HappyClappy on Thursday 30th December 06:49
You will have my vote.

Let them feel the private sectors pain for once, without an endless pot of public cash propping up their wastage,
Scraping them would be easy. Starting again would be the tricky bit.

Having said that, my suggestion was going to be "Offer early retirement to all civil servants over 57". Then, after my 2 days as PM, I'd take the offer. Happy days.

juice

9,602 posts

305 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Whack the Pointer Sisters on and go full-on Hugh Grant.

Silenoz

953 posts

176 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Strip Boris of his British citizenship and make him America's problem.


Vanden Saab

17,338 posts

97 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Change the wallpaper.

vikingaero

12,315 posts

192 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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I would introduce some new motoring laws:

(1) Have the Highways Agency Traffic Wombles in their large 4x4s physically sideways ram any MLM when they should have moved over. Education hasn't worked, threats of fines haven't worked, so direct action it is.

(2) Work out a sensible law/solution to queuing/merge in turn.

(3) New £1,000 fines for drivers who cross chevrons at the last minute to exit or pass Red X's.

(4) Just have a general law against antisocial driving. I'd post video evidence on PH and there would be a 24hr window to vote on guilt and penalties. biggrin

JuanCarlosFandango

9,556 posts

94 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Make myself Supreme Ruler for life for a start.

Build statues of myself.

Banish bhstewie to a remote island for his post above.

Claim to have secret files proving the moon landings were faked.

Build some man made mountains higher than the Alps to boost tourism.

Turn Firle Place into an off road track.

Institute a thorough, no excuses lockdown for people who want tougher Covid restrictions, giving them a 1 hour per day window to leave home for essential shopping and exercise while wearing masks and showing their vaccine passports. Let everyone else get on with life.


frisbee

5,481 posts

133 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Spend two days choosing new wallpaper for 10 Downing Street while hiding in a fridge.

Newc

2,163 posts

205 months

Thursday 30th December 2021
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Being PM for two days means the only changes you can achieve are ones with acceptance across the whole of parliament. Topics which unite the electorate and all the political parties:

- standardise crisp packet colours (S+V = blue, obviously)
- criminalise making a call on speaker while holding the phone horizontally away from your chin
- prospective buyers of range rover sport models must pass an exam in aesthetics and beauty at the courtauld institute
- all TV 'personalities' roles to be for 12 months only and appointed using an x-factor style annual competition