If I Was PM...
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Al Gorithum

Original Poster:

4,913 posts

231 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Many of us here are probably just about as (un)qualified to make Govt policies as those who actually do make them.

So opening the can of worms, what policies would you announce if you were PM in the current circumstances, and why?

Personally I'd immediately go for:
1: A further windfall tax on energy firms for taxable UK profits.
2: New UK Energy Co to compete with the private companies. Gotta be careful with nationalised companies (I used to work for one which was a horrible experience), so need to incentivize the employees by way of profit-share etc.
3: Ditto the railways.
4: Delete the Rwanda nonsense. £millions has been wasted for no benefit whatsoever.
5: Make teachers pay commensurate with their students outcomes. Hopefully a win-win.
6: Have a good look at all existing Govt contracts and get rid of any that aren't performing efficiently.
7. Expedite nuclear and renewable energies.
8: If there has to be fracking, ensure that the locals get 1st refusal on the newly created jobs wherever possible to reduce local resistance.

I'm sure that I've missed a lot and that you'll have better ideas, so over to you...

Biggus thingus

1,358 posts

67 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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All contracts for roads upgrades/repairs should prioritize the speed of completion and minimizing travel disruption. Running over time should incur fines


king arthur

7,610 posts

284 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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It's "If I were..." not "If I was..."

PH - pedants matter.

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

67 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Biggus thingus said:
All contracts for roads upgrades/repairs should prioritize the speed of completion and minimizing travel disruption. Running over time should incur fines
It should prioritise quality/lifespan of the work. It should only need doing once.

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

154 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Get my duck house replaced, and submit the receipt.

catso

15,825 posts

290 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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I'd be happy to resign/be sacked and beat Liz Truss's record for shortest serving PM and then trouser the £115k pa ongoing...

rover 623gsi

5,230 posts

184 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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king arthur said:
It's "If I were..." not "If I was..."

PH - pedants matter.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JrRwKeAP4

king arthur

7,610 posts

284 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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rover 623gsi said:
Well he should of known better. wink

john2443

6,496 posts

234 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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- make all new builds have solar panel roofs and use rainwater / grey water to flush toilets
- stop any privatisation of the NHS

Murph7355

40,851 posts

279 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Not allowed to say what I'd do in more detail...

But the outcome of the last two PMs seems a good start biggrin

StevieBee

14,791 posts

278 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Fast-track the transition to Nuclear Energy (and renewables).

Introduce disincentives for failure - where for example a CEO who's buggered the company receiving a multi-million pound pay off.

Pay all MPs £1m a year - but - this covers absolutely everything, they cannot do work for anyone else, receive payment from anyone else or work for anyone else for five years after leaving office. Plus other measures to remove the influence of corporations from political parties. I'd like to separate union influence from Labour too but that may be a bit of a push.

Ban all cars from the roads of Essex on a Sunday morning with the exception of Lotus Elises.


anonymous-user

77 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Immediately end all public sector defined benefit pensions and let them endure what the rest of us have to put up with (should soon focus some minds). Should also put the countries finances back on a sustainable footing.

Trevatanus

11,349 posts

173 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Bring back the Spitfire and ban Mondays

Rivenink

4,290 posts

129 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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StevieBee said:
Fast-track the transition to Nuclear Energy (and renewables).

Introduce disincentives for failure - where for example a CEO who's buggered the company receiving a multi-million pound pay off.

Pay all MPs £1m a year - but - this covers absolutely everything, they cannot do work for anyone else, receive payment from anyone else or work for anyone else for five years after leaving office. Plus other measures to remove the influence of corporations from political parties. I'd like to separate union influence from Labour too but that may be a bit of a push.

Ban all cars from the roads of Essex on a Sunday morning with the exception of Lotus Elises.
Not sure I'd limit that last one to just Lotus Elises, but I agree with the rest.

Public campaign funding for candidates too. A small but sufficient budget; to be refunded if the candidate gets less than 1% of the total vote.

g4ry13

20,649 posts

278 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Scrap HS2.

alscar

8,002 posts

236 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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I’m voting for Gary.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,719 posts

258 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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The honourable leader of the opposition, pin back your ears:

shout There ain't gonna be a general election, so save your breath

pequod

8,997 posts

161 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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1. Bring forward a Bill for a referendum in Scotland and NI, to call their bluff.
2. Bring forward a Bill for a referendum on reimposing the Death Sentence for murder.
3. Bring forward a Bill to deport all foreign criminals whether or not, they have RTR status.

That'll do for now.....

Tango13

9,834 posts

199 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Trevatanus said:
Bring back the Spitfire and ban Mondays
Can we have two Friday afternoons as well?

s1962a

7,309 posts

185 months

Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Al Gorithum said:
Many of us here are probably just about as (un)qualified to make Govt policies as those who actually do make them.

So opening the can of worms, what policies would you announce if you were PM in the current circumstances, and why?

Personally I'd immediately go for:
1: A further windfall tax on energy firms for taxable UK profits.
2: New UK Energy Co to compete with the private companies. Gotta be careful with nationalised companies (I used to work for one which was a horrible experience), so need to incentivize the employees by way of profit-share etc.
3: Ditto the railways.
4: Delete the Rwanda nonsense. £millions has been wasted for no benefit whatsoever.
5: Make teachers pay commensurate with their students outcomes. Hopefully a win-win.
6: Have a good look at all existing Govt contracts and get rid of any that aren't performing efficiently.
7. Expedite nuclear and renewable energies.
8: If there has to be fracking, ensure that the locals get 1st refusal on the newly created jobs wherever possible to reduce local resistance.

I'm sure that I've missed a lot and that you'll have better ideas, so over to you...
Would the windfall tax on energy firms pay for all this, or are you increasing taxes elsewhere or borrowing more?