Dumb Criminal - Murderer Gives Himself Away

[BikeBikeBIke]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-649...

Kill someone, and then turn up at the police cordon telling them you know what happened and giving non public details of the offence.

[Rivenink]

BikeBikeBIke said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-649...

Kill someone, and then turn up at the police cordon telling them you know what happened and giving non public details of the offence.

If the crime wasn't so horrific, it would make for a great example of the dangers of drinking, and having an ego too big for your IQ to support.

[JuanCarlosFandango]

That's like a Dostoyevsky novel adapted for TikTok.

[Al Gorithum]

"This city is mine" - LOL

[BikeBikeBIke]

Rivenink said:

If the crime wasn't so horrific,

I confess, in spite of the horror, I laughed when the WPC repeated back something like: "So you're saying a male was stabbed here last night?".

Moron.

[Gecko1978]

26 years inside too

[ZedLeg]

JuanCarlosFandango said:

That's like a Dostoyevsky novel adapted for TikTok.

[Ridgemont]

For some reason I wasn’t expecting him to be swigging a bottle of courvoisier…

[Radec]

Ridgemont said:

For some reason I wasn’t expecting him to be swigging a bottle of courvoisier…

Not at 7.50 am in the morning anyway.

[WCZ]

what a complete retard, glad he's in jail as he is zero use to society

[dundarach]

Looks like he was crippled with guilt, got pissed and wanted to hand himself in, but didn't quite know how to.

[BikeBikeBIke]

dundarach said:

Looks like he was crippled with guilt, got pissed and wanted to hand himself in, but didn't quite know how to.

He doesn't look crippled with guilt to me.

[XCP]

Bonus points if he hasn't showered and is wearing the same clothes.

[dudleybloke]

So, Mr Poirot, how did you see through my evil scheme?

[Randy Winkman]

Good job I'm not a copper. I'd have just said "Can you move along please sir, I'm busy investigating a murder."

[Rivenink]

BikeBikeBIke said:

dundarach said:

Looks like he was crippled with guilt, got pissed and wanted to hand himself in, but didn't quite know how to.

He doesn't look crippled with guilt to me.

Indeed. It looked more like he imagined himself as some mastermind kingpin and that he could toy with the police. As I said, the ego writing cheques his IQ couldn't cash.

[hiccy18]

It's not really funny (but it is).

Glad that violent moron is banged up.

[Driver101]

Rivenink said:

BikeBikeBIke said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-649...

Kill someone, and then turn up at the police cordon telling them you know what happened and giving non public details of the offence.

If the crime wasn't so horrific, it would make for a great example of the dangers of drinking, and having an ego too big for your IQ to support.

I think he is under the influence of more than alcohol.

[Driver101]

More of the story here. What a situation.

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2023-03-14/moment-...

[PositronicRay]

He said "you need me to figure out what happened"


He was probably right.