If you get caught short... be careful where you go

[Milkyway]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-h...

[mcflurry]

Will they fine dogs for "lifting their leg" next?

[Bonefish Blues]

5 minutes earlier he had passed a service area.

[Milkyway]

mcflurry said:

Will they fine dogs for "lifting their leg" next?

Number twos... £60

[V8covin]

Bonefish Blues said:

5 minutes earlier he had passed a service area.

If you know anything about enlarged prostate you can be in a situation where you suddenly need to pee without notice and need to go immediately,he may not have needed a pee 5 minutes ago

[Milkyway]

I find a nice gap in the hedge & admire the view.
( Milkway Sr pees in his beaker & takes his ‘litter’ with him... or tips it in the hedge).

[Ifinishposts]

Bonefish Blues said:

5 minutes earlier he had passed a service area.

Urban dictionary lists an 'insurance pi$$.'

[Milkyway]

Ifinishposts said:

Urban dictionary lists an 'insurance pi$$.'

I wouldn’t give them the steam off my ‘P’.