If you were chancellor, what would you tax?
If you were chancellor, what would you tax?
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Pitre

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5,539 posts

254 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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We all know that the government need to tax stuff to pay for public services. So, if you had the chance what would you tax?

For me, the first things would be boring cars, cricket, vacuous TV adverts, cosmetic surgery, leggings, playing music in public areas, cyclists and ponytails or hair buns on men.

steveo3002

10,976 posts

194 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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fake lawns

LimaDelta

7,686 posts

238 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Pointless threads.

Dingu

4,893 posts

50 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Old people with too much time on their hands.

av185

20,464 posts

147 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Chavplaters.

slopes

41,263 posts

207 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Anyone refusing point blank to get a job and demanding benefits.
Are you physically able to work?
Yes?
Good, off you go then. Refusal to get a job means we tax you at 40%

Slowboathome

4,461 posts

64 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Posts in NP&E

Electronicpants

2,996 posts

208 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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£1/square meter of anthracite grey on your home, per month.

£100 per year if your garden has less that 50% greenery.

£1 per pound over weight per month.

£1 per day if under 10,000 steps done (disabled and over 75's exempt)

£10 "drive through" junk food tax, per visit.

£1 social media tax, per visit

£1 per hour TV tax for ever hour watched over 3 hrs per day.

£5 per month "community tax", if you don't do something voluntary for the community for a minimum of an hour a month you pay a fiver.

With the money raised, free fruit and vegetables, (and white paint hehe), and community classes on healthy eating and exercise, within a year or two the money saved on the NHS will reduce waiting times down to an hour, in fact they'll come to you because they'll be so board hanging about the hospital with nothing to do. biggrin




Pitre

Original Poster:

5,539 posts

254 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Tax all illnesses. That would massively help the NHS.

Similarly dental problems, the dentists shortage would disappear overnight.

Dingu

4,893 posts

50 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Pitre said:
Tax all illnesses. That would massively help the NHS.

Similarly dental problems, the dentists shortage would disappear overnight.
Famously the shortage of NHS dentists has really helped things. You are basically suggesting privatisation after all.

Lotusgone

1,576 posts

147 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Religion.

I would take away all the tax exemptions for religious charities. Also, if schools are to be CofE or Catholic or whatever instead of just schools, I would charge the respective church £5000 per kid per year. All it does is promote their view, they are sat on billions, they can afford it. They can also look after their own buildings instead of begging for grants.

I would also tax the living daylights out of the gambling industry.






PM3

1,054 posts

80 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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I'd tax all NHS, government department, school and local authority employees. After all they don't actually pay tax already so adding a 5% surcharge is not more.

Oh... and fascists too

ThingsBehindTheSun

2,753 posts

51 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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A tax on the weight of new cars to stop this trend of everyone feeling they need to drive a 2.5 tonne SUV.

vikingaero

12,006 posts

189 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Benefits? biggrin

Countdown

46,260 posts

216 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Pitre said:
We all know that the government need to tax stuff to pay for public services. So, if you had the chance what would you tax?

For me, the first things would be boring cars, cricket, vacuous TV adverts, cosmetic surgery, leggings, playing music in public areas, cyclists and ponytails or hair buns on men.
Leggings / yoga pants should be subsidised, not taxed.

I'd tax

- people who park on pavements
- people with stupid exhausts

StevieBee

14,608 posts

275 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Water in plastic bottles or any other disposable bottle. And tax this heavily too.


cobra kid

5,464 posts

260 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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"Are you even ******** if you **********??"

"****** called, they want their **** back"

"I'm only here for the ******** comments"

Essentially any online comments that show people aren't capable of original thoughts.

£10 an instance.

ukbabz

1,629 posts

146 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Offshoring work from the UK would be in my targets tbh.

super7

2,168 posts

228 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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Different levels of VAT dependant on the product....

1. Food.... depending on the green/yellow/red nutrition flags on the food stuff, %25 vat on RED, 20% on Orange, 15% on Green.

2. Take-Aways, straight 30% Vat

3. Luxury goods.... including luxury cars, 30% Vat

4. Gym membership/sports halls etc 10% vat

Alex@POD

6,454 posts

235 months

Friday 30th August 2024
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slopes said:
Anyone refusing point blank to get a job and demanding benefits.
Are you physically able to work?
Yes?
Good, off you go then. Refusal to get a job means we tax you at 40%
40% of what?