I'm sorry, WTF?? Unbelievable headlines

[QuickQuack]

I just saw this and simply couldn't believe it.

Unbelievable headline and story: patient found in hospital catering oven

Reading it didn't make it any better either, it's a completely bizarre and mad story, and no resolution either. Hopefully more details will emerge at some point. It's only a few minutes up the road from us so definitely double yikes!

What other mad and bizarre headlines and stories have you seen?

[Eric Mc]

I hate these half baked stories.

[cuprabob]

Eric Mc said:

I hate these half baked stories.

Well done

[Gargamel]

The nurses put him in there to try to get him to rise.

[bmwmike]

A bit of a turn up for the cooks.

[BlackTails]

Someone deserves a proper grilling over that.

[Mammasaid]

BlackTails said:

Someone deserves a proper grilling over that.

Baste on what evidence?

[Fallingup]

Just another cooked up story.

[Waynker Renee]

Stories like this are not very regulo.

[DannyScene]

Trying to stay warm ahead of the winter fuel cuts?

[SAS Tom]

How is finding someone in the oven not suspicious?

[Hereward]

Mammasaid said:

BlackTails said:

Someone deserves a proper grilling over that.

Baste on what evidence?

FFS

[Tango13]

DannyScene said:

Trying to stay warm ahead of the winter fuel cuts?

Trying to save the expense of a cremation?

[QuickQuack]

cuprabob said:

Eric Mc said:

I hate these half baked stories.

Well done

[QuickQuack]

SAS Tom said:

How is finding someone in the oven not suspicious?

Well, that's what I, plus several friends and family, couldn't quite understand!

[Oakey]

"No details on how the man came to be in the oven"

It probably started with "I bet I can fit in that..."

[fathomfive]

Nothing to make a Miele out of.

[Monkeylegend]

Oakey said:

"No details on how the man came to be in the oven"

It probably started with "I bet I can fit in that..."

He was a contestant in the world hide and seek championship, been missing for a week.

[SAS Tom]

QuickQuack said:

SAS Tom said:

How is finding someone in the oven not suspicious?

Well, that's what I, plus several friends and family, couldn't quite understand!

I can only imagine that the copper that turned up just said “fair enough” when the hospital staff said they didn’t know why he was in there.

[entropy]

QuickQuack said:

SAS Tom said:

How is finding someone in the oven not suspicious?

Well, that's what I, plus several friends and family, couldn't quite understand!

Felt like their life was a complete turkey so they voted for Christmas which couldn't come soon enough.