The Wong Trousers At St Andrews

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An America tourist playing a hole at St Andrews along the beach paused his round to swim out and rescue a drowning man. He then borrowed a dry pair of trousers from a bystander before continuing his round. Carding a 79. Respect!

From the paper Sunday Times.

[119]

WTF are you on about?

[TonyToniTone]

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/golfe...

[Wacky Racer]

Were the trousers Chinese?

[andyA700]

I thought this was going to be about Wallace and Gromit trying to qualify for the Open.

[dxg]

It was all that penguin's fault!

[Tango13]

dxg said:

It was all that penguin's fault!

That penguin was a definite wrong 'un... Sinister looking fker if ever I saw one!

[Yertis]

Tango13 said:

That penguin was a definite wong 'un... Sinister looking fker if ever I saw one!

FTFY

[wong]

He hasn't returned my trousers yet.

[pheonix478]

irc said:

...swim out and rescue a drowning man. He then borrowed a dry pair of trousers from a bystander...

This raises far more questions than it answers.