Shocking news

[Countdown]

Man fatally electrocuted during suspected burglary

[NDA]

At least he died doing something he loved.

[Scrump]

This thread has the potential to be full of puns, I am shocked it hasn’t sparked more whilst it is still current.

[Master Of Puppets]

Ohm my God.

[Drumroll]

Watt happened?

[Japveesix]

Now that he's not a live anymore I guess he'll go back to the earth where he came from.

[Eric Mc]

I'm a bit neutral on this story. But that's because I'm well grounded.

[captain_cynic]

I guess he met a bit of resistance.

[SS2.]

Guilty as charged.

[thepritch]

That brings a close to that phase of his life.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

captain_cynic said:

I guess he met a bit of resistance.

That’s futile!

[AndyAudi]

Copper’s got him - bang to rights

[Xenoous]

[croyde]

Volt on Earth!

[tim0409]

I’m normally neutral on threads that descend into pun based responses, but some of these are very good.

[Tango13]

NDA said:

At least he died doing something he loved.

Are you positive about that?

[eharding]

Let's hope the deceased's associates don't try to ampere the police investigation.

[thepritch]

Tango13 said:

Are you positive about that?

Let them conduct an investigation first.

[anonymous-user]

thepritch said:

Let them conduct an investigation first.

I’m sure an investigation will determine that it was his own volt.

[MCBrowncoat]

thepritch said:

Tango13 said:

Are you positive about that?

Let them conduct an investigation first.

Where's Coulomb-o when you need him?