I see "the firm" can still order a hit

[bobtail4x4]

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/virginia-giuffre-given-...

even for Andrew,

[Earthdweller]

The instagram generation

Still she got 889 likes for "I'm going to die in four days"

Weird

[MrBogSmith]

"Hey guys, we need to order a hit. Can we wait until the victim / witness has provided all the evidence she has an done all the damage she can do?"

"Sure. That makes sense".

[Mikebentley]

Right kidney failure, major crash, 4 days left, not with kids……I know quick let’s get a post on social media.

[Super Sonic]

Just internetted this and there's absolutely nothing about a bus crash, the only source seems to be her own social media post.
Odd. Using a busload of schoolchildren as a murder weapon does seem unlikely though.

[MrBogSmith]

Super Sonic said:

Just internetted this and there's absolutely nothing about a bus crash, the only source seems to be her own social media post.
Odd. Using a busload of schoolchildren as a murder weapon does seem unlikely though.

CCTV has just been released of the suspects.

[Mr Penguin]

Tin foil hat time.

[MCBrowncoat]

Super Sonic said:

Just internetted this and there's absolutely nothing about a bus crash, the only source seems to be her own social media post.
Odd. Using a busload of schoolchildren as a murder weapon does seem unlikely though.

It's been widely reported now, Independent, Telegraph, BBC, Guardian, Sky News, Daily Mail, The Sun, Yahoo News, GB News, LBC....etc.....is that all bases covered?

[Chrisgr31]

MCBrowncoat said:

Super Sonic said:

Just internetted this and there's absolutely nothing about a bus crash, the only source seems to be her own social media post.
Odd. Using a busload of schoolchildren as a murder weapon does seem unlikely though.

It's been widely reported now, Independent, Telegraph, BBC, Guardian, Sky News, Daily Mail, The Sun, Yahoo News, GB News, LBC....etc.....is that all bases covered?

Any that quote any sources but herself or her spokesperson?

Incidentally any sign of her charity having gained millions from the Andrew settlement?

[Super Sonic]

MCBrowncoat said:

It's been widely reported now, Independent, Telegraph, BBC, Guardian, Sky News, Daily Mail, The Sun, Yahoo News, GB News, LBC....etc.....is that all bases covered?

It's been widely reported that 'She said...'!
No actual independent report of a bus crash.

[paulguitar]

'Murder by bus crash' seems pretty unlikely, even if there actually was a bus crash. Pretty much as stupid as the idea of murder by car crash.

[768]

So much that doesn't add up in this story.

[Super Sonic]

paulguitar said:

'Murder by bus crash' seems pretty unlikely, even if there actually was a bus crash. Pretty much as stupid as the idea of murder by car crash.

Agree.
Excellent sketch btw.

Edited by Super Sonic on Monday 31st March 22:06

[Cold]

If she doesn't die in four days does that mean her reputation for truth telling is suspect?

[anonymous-user]

Being given 4 days to live seems oddly specific.

[paulguitar]

Cold said:

If she doesn't die in four days does that mean her reputation for truth telling is suspect?

It puts more suspicion on her medical knowledge, or Nostradamus abilities.

[Mandat]

Is it 1 April in Australia already?

[paulguitar]

Mandat said:

Is it 1 April in Australia already?

Actually, yes it is.

[paulw123]

paulguitar said:

Actually, yes it is.

That explains a lot here

[TriumphStag3.0V8]

I assume dialysis would not keep her alive then?