Things not to do on your next Easyjet flight

[bitchstewie]

I mean just how stupid would you need to be

Terror probe as man arrested 'after shouting Allahu Akbar and death to Trump' on flight from London to Glasgow

[Hilts]

Not sure he was cognitively stupid.

Just mental.

Makes a change from pi55ed up tourists.

[s1962a]

Where's that Jet2 holiday jingle when you need it?

hope that man gets major prison time for that stunt.

[daqinggregg]

Shout/say/utter/mutter, something terrorist related
Attempt to carry on, over sized hand luggage
Repeatedly ask the cabin crew “Are we nearly there mum”.

[fido]

This is a good reason to escort someone off a plane.

This is not - allegedly because someone said something in Hebrew.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/28/spain-...

[rodericb]

"Hey man, you're on an aeroplane, not posting on NP&E!!!"

[dingg]

True story time

Stuck in Aberdeen, snow on runway, colleague was travelling back to Norway, eventually managed to get a flight to Gatwick then onto Norway, he'd had a few beers after a couple of weeks offshore, asked by security at Gatwick what is this Sir (guard holding up his hair nose trimmer from his carry on bag)

Norwegian replies, "what do you think it is a fking bomb"?

Arrested and spent a good few hours in the cells to think about things.

He was a bit dim :-)

[KAgantua]

fido said:

This is a good reason to escort someone off a plane.

This is not - allegedly because someone said something in Hebrew.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/28/spain-...

I saw that somewhere else, story there was the kids were acting up and running around, dont know if thats true but... maybe 2 sides?

[rodericb]

KAgantua said:

fido said:

This is a good reason to escort someone off a plane.

This is not - allegedly because someone said something in Hebrew.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/28/spain-...

I saw that somewhere else, story there was the kids were acting up and running around, dont know if thats true but... maybe 2 sides?

The pilot there trained two of the 9/11 "pilots" at that training school in the USA (Florida?). He didn't notice anything untoward except they were a bit misogynistic. Which is what they got booted out of the school for I think....

[Disastrous]

dingg said:

True story time

Stuck in Aberdeen, snow on runway, colleague was travelling back to Norway, eventually managed to get a flight to Gatwick then onto Norway, he'd had a few beers after a couple of weeks offshore, asked by security at Gatwick what is this Sir (guard holding up his hair nose trimmer from his carry on bag)

Norwegian replies, "what do you think it is a fking bomb"?

Arrested and spent a good few hours in the cells to think about things.

He was a bit dim :-)

Trying not be obtuse but surely saying “what do you think it is, a fking bomb?” implies that it absolutely is not a bomb?

Was he arrested for sarcasm?