Paisley Chainsaw Massacre

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Well almost. Local ned convicted of attempted murder of a cop with a chainsaw. Video on the link.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy84nl571d3o

[JoshSm]

Just a shame Mr Kastrati didn't trip & get a bit of nominative determinism.

Also a shame so many charges had to be deleted due to basic procedural cockup.

[BikeBikeBIke]

"Albanian national" - classic case where he should be offered permanant deportation in lieu of sentencing. In a case where a drunk nutter goes mad getting rid of him is more important than punishing/detering people.

[Triumph Man]

Sounds like they were definitely trying to get him off on a techniciality... "wasn't provided an Albanian interpreter" penny to a pound he can speak English better than a lot of the locals...

[Tannedbaldhead]

Paisley?
10/10 for his integration skills.

[biggbn]

....just another manic Monday....

[Evercross]

JoshSm said:

Just a shame Mr Kastrati didn't trip & get a bit of nominative determinism.

This deserves more credit!

It is an absolute stonker of a name though!