Chuck Norris dead at 86

[ikarl]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt

[HorneyMX5]

Chuck escorted Death to the pearly gates.

RIP

[Oilchange]

In light of the sad, sad news

Archangel Michael, widely considered the toughest and most powerful angel in Judeo-Christian theology, functioning as the chief warrior of God and leader of the heavenly armies, renowned for defeating Satan, protecting God's people, and acting as the highest-ranking angel in Heaven's hierarchy...

has had to reapply for his job.

[Xenoous]

Chuck Norris didn't die, he passed through to another dimension willingly. RIP Chuck!

[ikarl]

In some final tests, they've identified his blood type as AK47

[Earthdweller]

I'm more shocked that he was actually 86!

[ikarl]

and the last movie he was in was in 2024

[_Rodders_]

He didn't die, he just completed life.

[LunarOne]

Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer - and without any accusations of impropriety.

[mcelliott]

When he turned 18 his parents moved out, RIP Chuck.

[geeks]

Behind his beard there was no chin, just another fist. RIP Chuck

[Jasandjules]

God has just moved over to let Chuck take the seat for a bit.

[944 Man]

Chuck Norris does not die: he waits.

[FredericRobinson]

Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris upercut a horse

[Hoofy]

Loving (and chuckling at) the comments.

RIP, Chuck.

[RESSE]

Hoofy said:

Loving (and chuckling at) the comments.

RIP, Chuck.

Me too.

RIP Chuck.

[Triumph Man]

I liked the fact that he took all the memes about him in good humour. Apparently on his (very recent) 86th birthday he said "I don't age: I level up!"

[Graveworm]

Defines legend so sad.

In other news, does anyone know someone to replace some gates, ideally pearly. Asking for a friend.

[budgie smuggler]

I heard he's carrying his own coffin at the funeral

[JagLover]

There is no such thing as evolution, only a list of species Chuck Norris has allowed to live

RIP