Too Fat To Work

[emicen]

Nope, I dont read the Daily Mail, just caught the article on Sky News:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/...

In summary:
Too fat to work, they say
Too fat / dont have time because of TV / dont know how to diet, they say
We barely get enough money freeloading off the taxpayer to gorge ourselves, they say
We deserve more, they say

Kill the bds and recycle their fat in to soap, I say

[SpydieNut]

whale hunting's illegal, don't you know

[Simpo Two]

emicen said:

Kill the bds and recycle their fat in to soap, I say

Better this: 'I don't want to worry you but there's a Japanese whaling ship outside... LOOKOUT, HARPOON!!!' (hurls oneself to floor)

[Jasandjules]

Hang on, you can work from home at a PC for many jobs? Sooo, sitting on your lardy a**e with a laptop is possible?

[okgo]

The cornfield scene from Casino springs to my mind (albeit a warped one)

[Silverbullet767]

"I just tripled my productivity"

[Plotloss]

5'3" and 17 stone.

Jesus fking christ.

I'm over a foot taller and a stone lighter and I'm a fat knacker.

That however is absurd.

These sorts of people did not exist 20 years ago, what changed?

[Martial Arts Man]

Plotloss said:

5'3" and 17 stone.

Jesus fking christ.

I'm over a foot taller and a stone lighter and I'm a fat knacker.

That however is absurd.

These sorts of people did not exist 20 years ago, what changed?

Sky TV?

It was simply not possible to sit in front of st 80's 4channel TV all day....it was really that bad wasn't it?

[andy400]

I was lost for words.

Then I remembered the words 'disgusting', 'parasitic' and 'scum'.

[DamoLLb]

I can't believe they think it is genetic! its in the family, but it's not genes-it's just bloody bad practice all round!

only £50 a week on food? christ, I eat about that on my own, they must buy a load of poor quality ste for that!

[davemac250]

This may sound harsh but................

Don't worry they will be dead soon anyway.

[otolith]

How the hell are any of them too fat to work?

[MK4 Slowride]

Fetch the harpoon!




st, we're going to need a bigger harpoon.

Someone design one.

[Kaelic]

fat workshy lazy s.... that is all

let the tts starve

[8Ace]

Loved the shopping list.

[davemac250]

otolith said:

How the hell are any of them too fat to work?

Chubby Hunters Pole Dancing Club isn't hiring at the moment?

[G'kar]

Ugh.

[Plotloss]

article said:

Mrs Chawner is paid an extra £330-a-month disability allowance for epilepsy and asthma, both a result of being overweight.

I appreciate that I do stray occassionally into Hitler territory but speaking as a smoker, that is taxed to buggery and inconvenienced massively for my lifestyle choices, is it just me that thinks not penalising someone and in fact actively rewarding them for theirs is somewhat lopsided?

ETA: That said, that statement is classic Daily Mail, both of those are genetic conditions, arent they?

Edited by Plotloss on Tuesday 17th March 10:23

[nelly1]

Fat fk said:

‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’

I take it this is part of the same 'Genetic Condition'?!?

Ye Gods.

[andy400]

wtf does the shopping list say '0 pears'? Surely the list of things they don't buy would be infinitely long? Don't get it?