Prepare the steam vents on your bladder...

[Oakey]

Just seen this article in our local paper:

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Li...

Apparently she's a 'Supermum' and to earn this title she's done nothing other than squeeze out 11 kids. They live in two (yes, TWO, with the walls knocked through) council houses, neither of the parents work, the dad supposedly unable to as he suffers tourettes (is that classed as a disability? If so I assume he'll claim Disability Living Allowance) and nine of the children are born within a year of another one (with some gaps between, no doubt so the mothers lady bits can firm up a bit and she doesn't have to worry about the next one dropping out).

The eldest daughter is currently studying her A Levels and wants to be a solicitor but it turns out the comments on that site under the other daughters name are actually from her. As expected the level of spelling and grammar is appalling.

Ladies and gentlemen, witness your tax contributions at work.

[Sheets Tabuer]

If he had tourettes he could still work on a building site.

When he kept saying fk did she think he meant literally?

[adycav]

Man with apparent Tourettes said:

"I met Mandy 22 years ago and it was love at first sight.
"I'm so proud of all my children, we are all so happy.

"Mandy is absolutely amazing with them all, I can't praise her enough. We carried on having so many because they were all so good.

"I had to give up my job as a painter six years ago because I was diagnosed with Tourettes, but I love spending time with the kids."

"I never had a set plan to 11 kids – I'm not having any more – but I am so glad I did. I don't know what I'll do when they all go. Maybe I'll adopt!"

Not a fk, , bks, st, piss, tt or wker to be seen.

Tourettes my arse.

[hot metal]

Conan aged 3

[adycav]

hot metal said:

Conan aged 3

Don't be so harsh - they'd run out of names.

[satchbot]

uneducated daughter said:

just to let you all know my moter and father are the best ever possible parents in life i could hav ever wishd for and the picture just shows how happy weall actually are BUT YOU LOT cant see that can you all you care about is the benefits well let me tell you this i worked and payed tax so you aint the only ones are you and do you complain about the tax thatis going toward peodophiles and rapists !! it is a little newspaper article on mothers day not for you lot to slate us and mum and dad can finically suppor us all!! MY MUM isnt an unfit parent and isnt ashmed of herself. YOU LOT should be ashmed of yourslefs slating such a happy family sat on the computer!! and as for the 11th child he doesnt live in blackpool and this was meantioed in the interview!! To tell you the truthyou lot are sik writing such horrible comments do you kno what i think it is jealusy and to tell you the truth you aint worth me even trying to explain to because all you sad people are going to do is report this because you cant face the truth that we are such a close happy family. Nothing you can say will ruin our happiness. and my mum is no where near unfit your just slating her because you dsont know her you getting up at 5 every morinig to clean the hous and get the kids ready for school with no time at all for yourself. AD NO THIS FAMILY WASNT MADE FOR AVOIDING WORK HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT it was made for happiness nt just for my mum and dad but or us children becuase we love having such a big family. You are one horrible person trying to make m mum look and fee bad when you dont even know her. he is the best and is very respected round my area your views on my family are horrble and sick it just al comes down to on thing doesnt it jealousy!! jealous that we are such a happy family but none of you can tell that by the picture takn can you all you see my family as is benefit scroungers and you are all wrong just because theydont workdoesnt make them bad parents they come no where near bad pa

Paragraphs would have been nice. My eyes are still hurting.

[RemaL]

Oakey said:

Ladies and gentlemen, witness your tax contributions at work.

And people bh about immigrants and other not UK born people living in the UK

we have enough people who would rather live off others before evening thinking about
migrant workers and immigrants

[OllieWinchester]

Take the benfits away from them. Simple.

[sa_20v]

Do they contribute anything positive to society? No? Then they should all be shot.

Vote sa_20v.

[SteveW8975]

When the british legal system starts to use unpunctuated text speak, that daughter will be on to a winner!

[Jasandjules]

A shame that society allows this.

[AlexKP]

Threads such as these require this:

[Bing o]

Sheets Tabuer said:

If he had tourettes he could still work on a trading floor

EFA

[Morningside]

All right, "Juggernaut, Oxo Towers" posting the "MX5" comment. Who was it? Own up.

And the response
"Juggernaut - what does that have to do with anything, please explain!"

Edited by Morningside on Saturday 21st March 21:22

[Brown and Boris]

Bing o said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

If he had tourettes he could still work on a trading floor

EFA

Or for Gordon Ramsey? . That's not tourettes, he really is a .

[singlecoil]

Oakey said:

The eldest daughter is currently studying her A Levels and wants to be a solicitor

Soliciter perhaps?

[Alfa_75_Steve]

How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?

[Morningside]

Alfa_75_Steve said:

How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?

How about:
"Hello, little old lady. So, what fking bd wall did you want painting? You old tt?"

Just a thought

[AlexKP]

Alfa_75_Steve said:

How exactly does tourettes stop you from being a fking painter and decorator?

Well, I guess if you start to uncontrollably twitch while painting a window frame it might be a problem...

Still loads of other things he could do.

I once saw a British Rail employee doing the whole tourettes shooting match on a station platform. He clearly had a job. Just hope it wasn't train driving.

[satchbot]

I see PH has invaded