He's Fat, He's Round, He's Devaluing Our Pound,
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Gordon Browoooooooooown,
and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Well actually we won't or at least no more elected than the current one.and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
I think you'll find he is a fence post tortoise:
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
chippy17 said:
I think you'll find he is a fence post tortoise:
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
Beautiful! While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
He also fits the 'slinky spring' definition: No use to anyone, but it'd be fun to watch him fall down the stairs.
On a serious note, I was discussing this with the wife yesterday. Amidst all the troubles in London, and the general disquiet, I am surprised there has not been an attempt on any MPs.
Security isn't all that much and the entire house of commons has become complacent. It surprises me that no extreme organisation of disgruntled people haven't made a statement.
I'm glad they haven't - I'd rather not live in a place where groups like ETA and the IRA go around killing people to make political points.
Security isn't all that much and the entire house of commons has become complacent. It surprises me that no extreme organisation of disgruntled people haven't made a statement.
I'm glad they haven't - I'd rather not live in a place where groups like ETA and the IRA go around killing people to make political points.
johnfm said:
On a serious note, I was discussing this with the wife yesterday. Amidst all the troubles in London, and the general disquiet, I am surprised there has not been an attempt on any MPs.
Security isn't all that much and the entire house of commons has become complacent. It surprises me that no extreme organisation of disgruntled people haven't made a statement.
I'm glad they haven't - I'd rather not live in a place where groups like ETA and the IRA go around killing people to make political points.
Come on old chap....the really cross people smashed a window at RBS.....Security isn't all that much and the entire house of commons has become complacent. It surprises me that no extreme organisation of disgruntled people haven't made a statement.
I'm glad they haven't - I'd rather not live in a place where groups like ETA and the IRA go around killing people to make political points.
andy400 said:
chippy17 said:
I think you'll find he is a fence post tortoise:
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
Beautiful! While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Norfolk farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise."
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."
He also fits the 'slinky spring' definition: No use to anyone, but it'd be fun to watch him fall down the stairs.
slinky works as long as it is a very long flight!
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Silent1 said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Gordon Browoooooooooown,
and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Well actually we won't or at least no more elected than the current one.and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Gordon Browoooooooooown,
and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Well actually we won't or at least no more elected than the current one.and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
Silent1 said:
Gordon Browoooooooooown,
and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
Well actually we won't or at least no more elected than the current one.and he can burn in hell for all i care, The sooner Winky McFucknut goes away and hopefully get's assasinated, the sooner we can have an elected premier.
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