This amused me.

[eldar]

Reword this well known advert.

http://jamesholden.net/billboard/

[Mark-2]

[mybrainhurts]

[Simpo Two]

It's the original text I find not just worrying but obnoxious - selling CCTV so that we don't get 'blown up'.

[Jasandjules]

It's the leftie way. Have everyone suspicious of each other.

[supersingle]

[mybrainhurts]

Why is yours bigger than mine...?

[supersingle]

Search me?

NO, don't actually. I wouldn't want you finding the terrorist training manual.

[dxg]

[Frederick]

[Frederick]

[benoli]