I.A.E.A says N.Korea expelling all inspectors

[Craig@CMR]

oh dear....but it does seem a bit team america....



Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

Kim Jong Il: Or else what?

Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]

Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]

Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

[eharding]

Hmmm - I'm just wondering if I can make some money on Betfair running a book on whether this one gets moved into "News, Politics & Economics" or "TV & Films"

Tricky.

[TheEnd]

So that's Blakey, Gadget and Clouseau out of a job then.

[Craig@CMR]

eharding said:

Hmmm - I'm just wondering if I can make some money on Betfair running a book on whether this one gets moved into "News, Politics & Economics" or "TV & Films"

Tricky.

ahhh..the joys of the crappy new pie and piston

[john_p]

I read this as I.K.E.A and wondered what they had to do with Korea

[Craig@CMR]

john_p said:

I read this as I.K.E.A and wondered what they had to do with Korea

ha ha, lets see what the north koreans have to say on our latest un intervention......an ikea store.

[eharding]

john_p said:

I read this as I.K.E.A and wondered what they had to do with Korea

To complete the script:

Kim Jong Il: Scwew you, Hans Brix!...oooooh, wew's that scwew....aaaah...the god-damned scwew is missing...fifteen suwpwus bowts, a load of cwappy dowews, some wood-gwewe...but NO GOD-DAMNED SCWEW!. Damn you, Iwkea, damn you to Hewww....

Edited by eharding on Tuesday 14th April 19:47

[celticpilgrim]

I think that they should stick to selling well priced, inoovative furniture, and leave politics to the big boys!!!

[eharding]

Craig@CMR said:

eharding said:

Hmmm - I'm just wondering if I can make some money on Betfair running a book on whether this one gets moved into "News, Politics & Economics" or "TV & Films"

Tricky.

ahhh..the joys of the crappy new pie and piston

Well, I thought we were off to "TV & Films" - this one is going to read a bit oddly in "News, Politics & Economics"

[Craig@CMR]

eharding said:

Craig@CMR said:

eharding said:

Hmmm - I'm just wondering if I can make some money on Betfair running a book on whether this one gets moved into "News, Politics & Economics" or "TV & Films"

Tricky.

ahhh..the joys of the crappy new pie and piston

Well, I thought we were off to "TV & Films" - this one is going to read a bit oddly in "News, Politics & Economics"

and so it has