Jordan

[James.]

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

[al1991]

Who knows, I suppose even if she comes out of the public eye then she's got her nest egg now.

[pokethepope]

Clearly someone pulled out at the last minute and the only way to fill the slot at such short notice was a desperate, fame seeking, 'not even past it because she never had it in the first place' waste of space (and silicone).

[Bernie-the-bolt]

God I am really bored of this woman.

Jordan and Pete break up - read about it in OK

Jordan in the Maldives getting over Pete - read about it in OK

Pete, I can't live without the kids read about it in OK

Jordan, Pete is the love of my life - read about it in OK

Pete, I want to be by myself - read about it in OK

Jordan - I love him and want him back - read about it in OK

Pete - I'll talk to her for the sake of the kids - read about it in OK

Jordan and Pete make it up - read about it in OK

Jordan and Pete renew their vows - read about it in OK

Jordan and Pete are full of st and this is a big scam/publicity stunt - don't read about this one in OK!

Edited by Bernie-the-bolt on Sunday 24th May 21:32

[Pigeon]

I think they should just shoot her and have done.

[oobster]

Pigeon said:

I think they should just shoot her and have done.

In the face, of course.

[EDLT]

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

Don't worry, she'll be back under footballers and X-Factor winners in no time.

[Bernie-the-bolt]

EDLT said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

Don't worry, she'll be back under footballers and X-Factor winners in no time.

Jordan, one of a breed of woman who can can approach a rich celeb from behind, trip him up and still land underneath him

[elster]

Bernie-the-bolt said:

EDLT said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

Don't worry, she'll be back under footballers and X-Factor winners in no time.

Jordan, one of a breed of woman who can can approach a rich celeb from behind, trip him up and still land underneath him

Like who?

She will still make millions for years to come.

If she keeps spending as she does she wont have it for life though.

[Bernie-the-bolt]

elster said:

Bernie-the-bolt said:

EDLT said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

Don't worry, she'll be back under footballers and X-Factor winners in no time.

Jordan, one of a breed of woman who can can approach a rich celeb from behind, trip him up and still land underneath him

Like who?

She will still make millions for years to come.

If she keeps spending as she does she wont have it for life though.

Like various footballers for example....

The list is probably too long to publish.

And she'll keep making money by creating publicity stunts like this current one - as long as idiots are prepared to buy OK and Hello, she's in the money

[elster]

Bernie-the-bolt said:

Like various footballers for example....

The list is probably too long to publish.

And she'll keep making money by creating publicity stunts like this current one - as long as idiots are prepared to buy OK and Hello, she's in the money

I thought you said rich celeb.

Edited by elster on Sunday 24th May 21:56

[Bernie-the-bolt]

elster said:

Bernie-the-bolt said:

Like various footballers for example....

The list is probably too long to publish.

And she'll keep making money by creating publicity stunts like this current one - as long as idiots are prepared to buy OK and Hello, she's in the money

I thought you said famous.

I stand corrected

I meant minted

[King Herald]

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

[Altrezia]

She looks like Scott Alexander in the photo in the OP.

[Steve748]

King Herald said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

Oh do keep up, didn't you know she has changed her name

[Not-All-Here]

King Herald said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

tell me your taking the piss please!!!

[Bernie-the-bolt]

Steve748 said:

King Herald said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

Oh do keep up, didn't you know she has changed her name

Katie, Slapper Jordan, slapper Katie, slapper Anything that gets her in the papers, slapper

[King Herald]

Not-All-Here said:

King Herald said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

tell me your taking the piss please!!!

Sorry, I obviously don't keep track of the gutter press the way some people do.

But then wasn't this thread all about Jordan seeking attention in any way she can, and that makes it fairly obvious that it is expected for people to keep pace with such drivel. And most people obviously do. 'nuff said.

[mybrainhurts]

I don't give a flying toss...

Probably won't tomorrow, either...

[elster]

Bernie-the-bolt said:

Steve748 said:

King Herald said:

James. said:

The last act of a desparate woman whose fame has faded because she has no skill, act or talent other than self-pulicity. Is this the beginning of the end of fame for fame's sake?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8066219.s...

That's about someone called Katie Price.

Oh do keep up, didn't you know she has changed her name

Katie, Slapper Jordan, slapper Katie, slapper Anything that gets her in the papers, slapper

She is hardly a slapper. Loads more women sleep with the amount of people she has done in her life in a month.

What you mean is she takes her kit off and then flogs the story.