Aim for the stars - Girl wakes up with 56 tattoos
Aim for the stars - Girl wakes up with 56 tattoos
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Rex Ironstone

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1,130 posts

212 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Stupid Belgium Bint claims she fell asleep while getting 3 stars tattood on her face and wakes up with this. Romanian Tatooist claims she is lying.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...

An 18-year-old Belgian woman is planning to sue a tattoo parlour which allegedly covered half of her face with stars while she was asleep.
Kimberley Vlaeminck claims she went into the parlour and asked for three small stars to be tattooed onto her face.

But the woman claims she fell asleep and woke to find 56 black stars stretching from her chin right up to her forehead.

"I wanted him to tattoo on just three little points but he suggested three stars saying it would look prettier," she told the Flemish daily Het Laatste Nieuws.

"When he started the tattooing I didn't want to feel the pain and so I went to sleep. I had got up at five in the morning.

"I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose and I saw what he had already done. I counted 56 stars, it's frightening."

However the tattoo artist denied the woman had fallen asleep, and claims she only protested after her father and his friend saw her face.

"She was awake the whole time, I don't use hypnosis or drugs. She agreed to it," he said.

Ms Vlaeminck is planning to have laser treatment to remove the tattoos




I'd still do her.

Edited by Rex Ironstone on Wednesday 17th June 09:26

Edit - Why am I seeing a unhappy 'smiley' next to this thread. I can't seem to change it

Edited by Rex Ironstone on Wednesday 17th June 09:30

escargot

17,122 posts

239 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Rex Ironstone said:
I'd still do her.
Definitely. You couldn't fail to miss the target either.

asbo

26,140 posts

236 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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phone Mr Darwin, your 14.00 is here.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

273 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Rex Ironstone said:
I'd still do her.
Because her label says 'SEXY'?

Lefty Guns

19,375 posts

224 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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"Is that the one with all the st on her face?"

"No, that's my wife."


hehe

Edited by Lefty Guns on Wednesday 17th June 09:45

Don

28,378 posts

306 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Bloke above: oh dear.

Girl: It's quite attractive, really, if incredibly "unusual". She should try living with 'em for a year or two...

Flanders.

6,430 posts

230 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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I wonder if that dear cheap realises he has a C.V joint boot in his ear..

Office_Monkey

1,969 posts

231 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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TBH, it would be fking hard to fall asleep whilst getting a tattoo done one your FACE. I think she is chatting st, and is in a heap of trouble with her old man.

BoRED S2upid

20,913 posts

262 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Is it just me or anyone else getting an urge to hook a piece of string through that guys nose ring and lead him through the streets? maybe tie him to a lampost and earn some money busking. 50p to stare at the freak.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

217 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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There is no way on this earth she was asleep whilst that happened.

I love the bottom picture though. I'm a big fan of tattoos.
My friend and tattoo artist is almost totally covered in tattoos including a cyclops eye in the middle of her forehead.

I'm having my full back started soon. smile

Zod

35,295 posts

280 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Given tattoos are supposed to hurt quite a bit, I agree that this sotry sounds like bks.

As for the tattooist, what happens when he gets a cold? Does he jangle when he speaks? How does he eat? Does he sleep with all that st in his face?

Traveller

4,274 posts

239 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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bloody hell, the guy must be worth a fortune as scrap metal. Think he could get on the car scrappage scheme ? has more metal in, on and around his face than a 95 volvo estate. confused What happens if he starts rusting ? Does he use metal polish before going out ? I suppose you got to have somewhere to hang your keys biggrin

him_over_there

970 posts

228 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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someone said:
Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'
That's great rofl

pano amo

814 posts

258 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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I saw a guy in a shop a while back with a spiders web tattooed over his whole face. What a fking plonker.


groucho

12,134 posts

268 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Zod said:
Given tattoos are supposed to hurt quite a bit, I agree that this sotry sounds like bks.
I have 8 or 9 tattoos that I had done when I was 20. You're right they do hurt and this is bullst. How the fk could anybody sleep through having a tattoo? rolleyes

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

230 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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I've just seen this girl on sky news and all those starts are on the other side of her face.

Methinks someone is yanking our collective chain.

cazzer

8,883 posts

270 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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bks you fall aasleep while having 56 tattoos.
Especially on your face.
The less fat under the skin the more tattoos hurt.
Forehead? Nose? No chance.
bks.

Dunk76

4,350 posts

236 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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groucho said:
Zod said:
Given tattoos are supposed to hurt quite a bit, I agree that this sotry sounds like bks.
I have 8 or 9 tattoos that I had done when I was 20. You're right they do hurt and this is bullst. How the fk could anybody sleep through having a tattoo? rolleyes
Never underestimate the anaesthetic qualities of several pints. smile

Neil_H

15,407 posts

273 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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No one can sleep while their face is being tattooed, she must have just been extremely pissed.

Stupid bint, I hope she loses her case and has to keep them.

ALawson

8,010 posts

273 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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She wants to go see this dentist!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8003206.stm