David Blunkett - how did we fail to celebrate this?

David Blunkett - how did we fail to celebrate this?

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mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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...David's alive....

Maybe next time...hehe




http://www.thestar.co.uk/bizarre/Cow-crushes-David...

local rag said:
SHEFFIELD MP David Blunkett has told how he cheated death when a one ton cow fell on top of him and broke his rib.
The Brightside MP was walking near his home at Beeley, Chatsworth, with his son Andrew and guide dog Sadie on Saturday - his 62nd birthday - when the bizarre incident happened.

The former Home Secretary, who believes it was a "miracle" he was not killed, was rushed to see specialist doctors by his fiancée Margaret Williams, a GP.

He says he was told he was lucky he had not suffered a punctured lung.

Mr Blunkett said they had come across a group of cows when one of them "let out a roar" on spotting eight-year-old Sadie.

Mr Blunkett said: "I let go of Sadie and she shot off. But the next thing I knew, I'd stumbled to the ground and the animal fell over too. She hit my side and broke my rib.

"Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner."

But although Mr Blunkett says he has suffered "a lot of painful bruising", he pledged he would still be in London at work this week.

He added: "I know the public are furious with politicians but I didn't realise the anger has spread to Britain's cow population too.

"A few more inches and Labour would have been facing another unwelcome by-election.

"There is a serious message from this, beware of cattle, especially when walking a dog and calves are about.
Let's look at that again...

Mr Blunkett said they had come across a group of cows when one of them "let out a roar" ......Mr Blunkett said: "I let go of Sadie and she shot off....

Hmmmm.....


strudel

5,888 posts

229 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Two articles from the star in one day? Two in a lifetime is bad enough. I think I'll send the men in white coats around.

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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I'll hide...tongue out

mybrainhurts

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257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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This is bar room banter. Why move it...?

HRG.

72,857 posts

241 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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He's alive isn't he... That's reason enough not to celebrate hehe

mybrainhurts

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257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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HRG. said:
He's alive isn't he...
That's open to debate...

EDLT

15,421 posts

208 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
local rag said:
when a one ton cow fell on top of him ...


... he was rushed to see specialist doctors ...
There are specialist "Being squashed by a cow" doctors?

FourWheelDrift

88,724 posts

286 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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We did celebrate this, back in June when it happened.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

mybrainhurts

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Sunday 12th July 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
We did celebrate this, back in June when it happened.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
You've just restotrd my faith in PH...

But not the search facility...smile

I make no apology, 'tis worth any number of airings..smile

Did i post in that thread..? I get confused, you know...silly

FourWheelDrift

88,724 posts

286 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
But not the search facility...smile
That's how I found it, words used - cows and blunkett - news forum. One thread found, that one.

mybrainhurts

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Sunday 12th July 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
mybrainhurts said:
But not the search facility...smile
That's how I found it, words used - cows and blunkett - news forum. One thread found, that one.
My fatal error was to try David Blunkett...

Then fail to spot the second page...

I am humbled, dismayed and offer myself for five minutes with Max Moseley....

whitechief

4,423 posts

197 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I am humbled, dismayed and offer myself for five minutes with Max Moseley....
Dirty boy!!!

mybrainhurts

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257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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whitechief said:
mybrainhurts said:
I am humbled, dismayed and offer myself for five minutes with Max Moseley....
Dirty boy!!!
No, you don't understand...this is punishment

whitechief

4,423 posts

197 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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You love it.

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

257 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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tongue out

Puggit

48,537 posts

250 months

Monday 13th July 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
This is bar room banter. Why move it...?
Because the mods want to close down 'the lounge' and remove the final pieces of what once made PH a great site...

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

244 months

Monday 13th July 2009
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I think it wise to put aside our general distaste for the man and look at the situation. He is blind and it must have been bloody awful to hear the noise of cows stampeding and knowing that your only source of sight, the dog, has seen what was heading your way and legged it. I do genuinely feel sorry for him and what must have been a terrifying moment in his life.

However, what other articles reveal is that his son was with him. A son who is old enough and sufficiently educated to know that you don’t walk your blind father over a field of cattle with a dog and that ultimately you take the smack from the cow.

I’m sure that Blunket will recover from the experience of being stampeded but probably not from the experience of learning at the same moment that your son is a useless turd.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

219 months

Monday 13th July 2009
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I don't agree with the man's political beliefs one iota, but he's quite a humorous guy and I certainly wouldn't wish him any harm.

Hope he recovers and decides not to stand in the next election.

mybrainhurts

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Monday 13th July 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
I don't agree with the man's political beliefs one iota, but he's quite a humorous guy and I certainly wouldn't wish him any harm.
Clearly, sir, you do not live in the city he drove into the ground, nor are you still paying for his excesses through your council tax....irked

mybrainhurts

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Monday 13th July 2009
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Horse_Apple said:
However, what other articles reveal is that his son was with him. A son who is old enough and sufficiently educated to know that you don’t walk your blind father over a field of cattle with a dog and that ultimately you take the smack from the cow.

I’m sure that Blunket will recover from the experience of being stampeded but probably not from the experience of learning at the same moment that your son is a useless turd.
Don't be too hard on the lad, I paid him good money to do that...hehe