Paranoia in the Playground

[mr brightside]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/henryporte...

I mean really, this is a joke...right?

[Tycho]

Doesn't look like it unfortunately. The lunatics are firmly in charge of the asylum.

[Puggit]

This is what 12 years of Labour has left us with...

[HOGEPH]

[Jasandjules]

It gets beyond the joke.

When do we get to shoot these morons?

[DocJock]

She's a Liberal Democrat, like 80% of the Council...

[Dogwatch]

Wonder how much it costs to staff the playground? Presumably if they can't staff it the children can't play - toooooo dangerous!

Anyway as has been shown recently vetting only shows what you have or haven't done in the past. It can't say what you are doing now or may do in the future.

[hornet]

Blimey. I live in Watford and my flat overlooks a small "play area" AND a school playground. I must be CRB'd and supervised in my own house at once, lest I look out of the window whilst some cherubs are at play. Can't be too careful.

[Kinky]

hornet said:

Blimey. I live in Watford and my flat overlooks a small "play area" AND a school playground. I must be CRB'd and supervised in my own house at once, lest I look out of the window whilst some cherubs are at play. Can't be too careful.

Brick up all your windows. I suspect that would be the quickest, simplest and cheapest option

[Jasandjules]

HOGEPH said:

The irony here is that they want to stop people thinking of the children?!?!?

[odyssey2200]

why do we tolerate this sort of crap?

She should be fking ashamed of herself!

[hornet]

Kinky said:

hornet said:

Blimey. I live in Watford and my flat overlooks a small "play area" AND a school playground. I must be CRB'd and supervised in my own house at once, lest I look out of the window whilst some cherubs are at play. Can't be too careful.

Brick up all your windows. I suspect that would be the quickest, simplest and cheapest option

On the plus side, at least that way they couldn't sting me extra council tax for having a nice view. Unless I painted a tropical sunset on said bricked up windows. The World has gone mad.

[Bing o]

Yet another reason to leave this hideous country and never return. Am currently sat in a nice bar in Frankfurt, and all this madness seems far behind me!

That and the great company car scheme they run...

[The Ben]

What happends if a child gets injured under the supervision of these child park ranger people?? Can you then sue the council???

[EDLT]

The Ben said:

What happends if a child gets injured under the supervision of these child park ranger people?? Can you then sue the council???

Depends, did the child sign the liability waiver in triplicate and submit it for referral no less than 28 days before they intended to use the the park facilities?

[thinfourth2]

I'm telling you there is only one way to protect children from harm

Shoot them at birth

That way no children therefore no way can any children be harmed

Its the only way to be safe

[nelly1]

thinfourth2 said:

I'm telling you there is only one way to protect children from harm

Shoot them at birth

That way no children can be harmed...

You mean apart from the gunshot wound?

[Zod]

When even the Guardian is running the story, you know that the lunatics are in charge.

[loltolhurst]

reminds me of top gear which was on dave last night - clarkson was complaining that you have to ask every single parent before you can start taking pictures at childrens sports days these days - hammond said maybe he should just go to his OWN kids sports day

how is someone on £6 an hour gonnna be safer than the kids own parents the councillor should face public execution after being dragged though the streets naked by lions stupid bh.

[Puggit]

Zod said:

When even the Guardian is running the story, you know that the lunatics are in charge.

Especially when they call the mayor 'simple minded' !