Illegal immigrants...amnesty?
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tzfan

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3,091 posts

193 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Am I the only one who believes that there could well some sort of amnesty for illegal immigrants in the UK some time early in the New Year?

Provided that they register at a valid address of course, thus becoming eligible to be registered on the electoral roll... an instant LARGE increase in voters for the Labour party to ensure they are returned to government.

Don't all p*ss yourselves laughing. it is NOT beyond the realms of possibility.

Or do I need to make a tinfoil hat?

Any thoughts?

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

193 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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If Labour get in, the country will be so fked that everyone, especially the immigrants will be queing up to leave.

Keep them illegal. They do essential tasks whilst not bleeding the social security system any more.


AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

234 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Wouldnt put it past them

Jasandjules

71,283 posts

246 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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No, I would not be surprised.

I would be disheartened, but not surprised.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

226 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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If they do I will seriously consider getting the fk out of here.


bakerjuk

268 posts

208 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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If they do this, at the same time they should close borders unless you have a job to come to, or you are loaded. Similar to the American system.

If they do an amnesty without this, then I am with you guys and am "fking off" to a warmer more civilised country with all my money and qualifications.. See where the country will be when everyone like me does the same. It will become a 3rd world within a year.

Thats forward planning for you.. !

Morningside

24,138 posts

246 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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As I have said before:
Labour. Importing voters since 1997.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

226 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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An amnesty would amount to the biggest recruitment campaign for the BNP ever!

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

194 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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I doubt it. Labour are currently far too worried about the amount of core vote they are losing because of immigration to risk losing anymore with an amnesty which only of course applies to non-EU nationals anyway.

Skywalker

3,269 posts

231 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
An amnesty would amount to the biggest recruitment campaign for the BNP ever!
I like people who look on the bright side - but I don't think that the BNP will let them in.blahjester

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

251 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Allow all illegal immigrants to become citizens and you then have to allow them access to social services.

So no, thanks.

madala

5,063 posts

215 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Morningside said:
As I have said before:
Labour. Importing voters since 1997.
....too bloody true....the b'stards.....and they don't even know the true figures of how many illegal immigrants that are here....and I am sure as hell they bloody well don't care....of course they would love to give them all an amnesty just for easy Labour votes.....jeez louise how I detest this bloody government....if I were younger I would be getting my arse away from this bankrupt and sorry country asap.

jeff m

4,066 posts

275 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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There is a difference between making someones stay in the UK legal and bestowing Citizenship.
By legalising someone, they would perhaps work in a regular job and pay taxes, the alternative being employment in the greymarket for cash.
This would not entitle them to vote, serve on a jury, join the armed forces and probably a few other things.

This is not to say I am in favour, just something to consider.

If it got them to buy car insurance it could be worth itsmile

Tangent Police

3,097 posts

193 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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I agree with the OP's sentiment.

Another scorched earther for CMD to deal with...... plus making a load of NL votes.

I wonder how many of them would be productive? For every job they take, there could be a homegrown loser doing it.

Rather than discussing the benefits, perhaps we should be discussing the current system and how it facilitates waste of taxes.

Edited dyselksia


Edited by Tangent Police on Tuesday 3rd November 00:45

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

226 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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jeff m said:
There is a difference between making someones stay in the UK legal and bestowing Citizenship.
By legalising someone, they would perhaps work in a regular job and pay taxes, the alternative being employment in the greymarket for cash.
This would not entitle them to vote, serve on a jury, join the armed forces and probably a few other things.

This is not to say I am in favour, just something to consider.

If it got them to buy car insurance it could be worth itsmile
How about kicking the illegals out of the country without appeals.
Seriously punish those that employ them, not just a token slap on the wrist and stop the dole of those who choose to benefits lifestyle.

Just perhaps some of the lazy, fat scummy underclass will have to get a job and pay the tax the illegals might pay?

jeff m

4,066 posts

275 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
jeff m said:
There is a difference between making someones stay in the UK legal and bestowing Citizenship.
By legalising someone, they would perhaps work in a regular job and pay taxes, the alternative being employment in the greymarket for cash.
This would not entitle them to vote, serve on a jury, join the armed forces and probably a few other things.

This is not to say I am in favour, just something to consider.

If it got them to buy car insurance it could be worth itsmile
How about kicking the illegals out of the country without appeals.
Seriously punish those that employ them, not just a token slap on the wrist and stop the dole of those who choose to benefits lifestyle.

Just perhaps some of the lazy, fat scummy underclass will have to get a job and pay the tax the illegals might pay?
Personally I would have a shoot on sight policy, I just offered another senario.

Good luck with the "lazy fat scummy lot getting a job"

Often when there is a problem a scapegoat is found and is used to unite people into one way of thinking.
Diverting the attention from other things like Government spending.
IMO immigration as a whole not just ilegal has changed UK so much that it can never be the same again.

Mojooo

13,250 posts

197 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
jeff m said:
There is a difference between making someones stay in the UK legal and bestowing Citizenship.
By legalising someone, they would perhaps work in a regular job and pay taxes, the alternative being employment in the greymarket for cash.
This would not entitle them to vote, serve on a jury, join the armed forces and probably a few other things.

This is not to say I am in favour, just something to consider.

If it got them to buy car insurance it could be worth itsmile
How about kicking the illegals out of the country without appeals.
Seriously punish those that employ them, not just a token slap on the wrist and stop the dole of those who choose to benefits lifestyle.

Just perhaps some of the lazy, fat scummy underclass will have to get a job and pay the tax the illegals might pay?
Do you watch the program UK Border Force?

Its very interesting and just kicking them out on site isn't as easy as it sounds.

From what I saw, catching them was the easier part, problem is if they dont have travel documents they have to be released until the relevant papers are sorted. They cannot lock them up in htis period as it can take months - hence the person is freed and todl to report to an immigration office, but they obviously run away.

They were also handing out fines of 10-50ok a piece on this program (up to 10k a worker) so peopel are being fined but its not stopping it.

Allowing these peopel to work legit whilst they are here makes sense, otherwise they will do it illegally anyway - and usually get abused.

tzfan

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

193 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Thanks for all of your input, hopefully more to come on this as I don't believe we've heard the last of this subject.

My personal view is that I wouldn't put it past Brown and his cohorts to try to pull off a stunt like this to remain on the gravy train for a few more years.

I would also remind all of the Civil Contingencies Act which could be invoked in the event of 'national crisis' haven't we got that now FFS? the possibilities for this are numerous including piggy 'flu, a perceived terrorist attack, natural disaster etc etc.

I think the book should stay open on this subject...

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

226 months

Wednesday 4th November 2009
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Mojooo said:
odyssey2200 said:
jeff m said:
There is a difference between making someones stay in the UK legal and bestowing Citizenship.
By legalising someone, they would perhaps work in a regular job and pay taxes, the alternative being employment in the greymarket for cash.
This would not entitle them to vote, serve on a jury, join the armed forces and probably a few other things.

This is not to say I am in favour, just something to consider.

If it got them to buy car insurance it could be worth itsmile
How about kicking the illegals out of the country without appeals.
Seriously punish those that employ them, not just a token slap on the wrist and stop the dole of those who choose to benefits lifestyle.

Just perhaps some of the lazy, fat scummy underclass will have to get a job and pay the tax the illegals might pay?
Do you watch the program UK Border Force?

Its very interesting and just kicking them out on site isn't as easy as it sounds.

From what I saw, catching them was the easier part, problem is if they don't have travel documents they have to be released until the relevant papers are sorted. They cannot lock them up in htis period as it can take months - hence the person is freed and todl to report to an immigration office, but they obviously run away.

They were also handing out fines of 10-50ok a piece on this program (up to 10k a worker) so peopel are being fined but its not stopping it.

Allowing these peopel to work legit whilst they are here makes sense, otherwise they will do it illegally anyway - and usually get abused.
Then we must remove the attraction of coming to the UK..

I have watched Border Farce and also the Aussie version too.

IIRC they don't seem tot have the same problems in dealing with the situation.
It's quite simple really.

If you do not have the right documents to be here you are not allowed here.
You do not pass immigration ant the Port of entry.

Customs know which craft they arrived on and therefore where they have just come from.

Send them back!

Simples.

Its only difficult if you fanny around trying to be PC and make it difficult.

zcacogp

11,239 posts

261 months

Wednesday 4th November 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
If you do not have the right documents to be here you are not allowed here.
You do not pass immigration ant the Port of entry.

Customs know which craft they arrived on and therefore where they have just come from.

Send them back!

Simples.

Its only difficult if you fanny around trying to be PC and make it difficult.
This is something I have never understood - why isn't it this simple? Documents allow you entry. Incorrect documents = no entry. It really shouldn't be any more complex than that.


Oli.