And the Tit of The Month Award goes to -
And the Tit of The Month Award goes to -
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mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Sheffield Star said:
FIREFIGHTERS had to demolish part of two South Yorkshire homes last night - to rescue a man who had plunged down his neighbour's chimney.

Fire service managers had to dismantle the chimney to reach the man who had plummeted all the way to the ground level from the roof of the terrace house.

He had lost his footing after clambering onto the rooftop and hurling roof slates, aerials and chimney pots onto the ground below.

The man, aged 35, survived the fall and suffered leg injuries, abrasions and shock.

Fire service managers providing emergency cover while firefighters were on strike last night were called to St John's Avenue, Masborough, Rotherham, by police officers dealing with a man hurling missiles onto the ground below at 8.20pm.

Police had cordoned off the street to avoid pedestrians and motorists getting hurt.

As firefighters arrived they watched as he lost his footing and fell down his neighbour's chimney.

They had to carefully demolish the chimney, brick by brick, on both sides to reach the man.

Incident Commander Neil Hessell said he had never seen an incident like it in more than 27 years as a firefighter.

He said: "We arrived to find a man in his 30s walking along the roof, throwing slates, chimney pots and television aerials onto the street below.

"Around six cars were damaged and there was a significant danger to the public so the street was cordoned off.

"We called for our Technical Rescue Unit and hydraulic platform and those firefighters worked extremely well in partnership with the police and Ambulance services to rescue the man and ensure the safety of the surrounding areas."

Police arrested the man on suspicion of causing criminal damage and he was taken into custody overnight. Structural engineers were called to the scene and confirmed the safety of the buildings.
There's a video of the rescue here....

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Missilethrower-survi...

rofl...Ubertit

carreauchompeur

18,321 posts

233 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Dammit, where's the video link on that page? Although even without the video I feel confident to brand him an Ubertit. He should be sent the bill for the entire operation!

Shaolin

2,955 posts

218 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Aww I was so hoping he'd be upside down. Tit indeed.

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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carreauchompeur said:
Dammit, where's the video link on that page?
Above the story...

Beware...bare leg view hehe

chimera40

7,259 posts

206 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Looks like his little rant fell flat.getmecoat

Pesty

42,655 posts

285 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Masborough, Rotherham.

surprised I am not

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

222 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Has Emsmans been trying to fix his roof now?

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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T89 Callan said:
Has Emsmans been trying to fix his roof now?
hehe...you bad, bad man

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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roflrofl

deevlash

10,442 posts

266 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Id have lit a fire...

smack

9,773 posts

220 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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rofl

Wadeski

9,029 posts

242 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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topic was misleading, content was dissapointing frown

jeff m

4,066 posts

287 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Sorry but I have to ask...
Who was tit of the month the guy who fell down the chimney or the one in charge of the rescue.

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

237 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Why is it that people can’t keep Christmas in December?

Jasandjules

72,596 posts

258 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Why was he throwing stuff off the roof in the first place?

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

255 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Why was he throwing stuff off the roof in the first place?
The Mental, presumably.

Evangelion

8,651 posts

207 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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No, you're all wrong.

Tit of the month is Bono.

Every fking month.

fatboy b

9,665 posts

245 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Evangelion said:
No, you're all wrong.

Tit of the month is Bono.

Every fking month.
tumbleweed

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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Evangelion said:
No, you're all wrong.

Tit of the month is Bono.

Every fking month.
On an altogether higher level....yes

JCB123

2,265 posts

225 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2009
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deevlash said:
Id have lit a fire...
He'd have got himself out then!