How does moron do it?

[B16 NFW]

Lembit Opik im talking about. Look at this tit , his face is squint and he sounds like tit but he has still managed to get of with this tasty looking women.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12253...

Fair enough it ended but think of all the wk bank memories!

[Marf]

Perhaps he is donkey like in the trouser department?

[BoRED S2upid]

said to have enjoyed a string of dates



Doesn't say he nailed her. If you ask me she is more interested in column inches than any inches that ugly tt has to offer her.

[anonymous-user]

This was on before, I think it sparked a 20 page argument over whether she was a bit hefty or not.

She's not his girlfriend by the way.

[FourWheelDrift]

Media - "So tell us Miss who we have never heard of before and would never be speaking to on TV if you were not with a certain MP, what was it that attracted you to the well known and media friendly Mr Opik?"

[boomboompow]

I smell jealousy...

[jshell]

el stovey said:

This was on before, I think it sparked a 20 page argument over whether she was a bit hefty or not.

She's not his girlfriend by the way.

Mmm, " More Cushion, for the Pushin' "

[Soovy]

He's her ticket out of the Aldi checkout chorus.

Next.

[forsure]

Marf said:

Perhaps he is donkey like in the trouser department?

I'm sure I read somewhere that he's known in the House of Commons as 'Tripod'.

[bazking69]

The lure of not only the media spotlight but the fact he is an MP with access to a comfortable lifestyle funded by you, the taxpayer...

[G_T]

jshell said:

el stovey said:

This was on before, I think it sparked a 20 page argument over whether she was a bit hefty or not.

She's not his girlfriend by the way.

Mmm, " More Cushion, for the Pushin' "

Too hefty?

I'm sorry but if you would't you are a homo.

[Tangent Police]

He does look like he's had a stroke.

He probably gets fed up before they do and bins them. That way the whole desirability is perpetuated. Treat them mean keep them keen. I can only assume that in order to maintain self esteem, the girls big him up afterwards.

The better they look, the bigger the pain in the arse.

Poor bloke

[Tom55]

must be all that harmica playing...well trained lip and tongue technique

[mybrainhurts]

el stovey said:

This was on before, I think it sparked a 20 page argument over whether she was a bit hefty or not.

Correct...

Hefty...

No question...

[mybrainhurts]

He's no moron..has a very sharp wit

[eharding]

B16 NFW said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12253...

I think you'll agree that the photographs in that article confirm the hitherto unproven Theory of Chin Gravity.

Einstein, in his later years, proposed that a chin singularity - not that such a thing had been observed back then - would act as an anti-gravity well when exposed to brunettes, but that red-heads (or, in the notation favoured by Einstein, "gI^n(jas)", it would cause the opposite effect.

I think we've seen a fascinating example of contemporary physics in action.

[Tangent Police]

Legs like a grand piano, but I'd hit it like a ginger stepchild.

It would need to be sleeved afterwards

[Soovy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

It's chips, Bedders...!

[B Oeuf]

mybrainhurts said:

el stovey said:

This was on before, I think it sparked a 20 page argument over whether she was a bit hefty or not.

Correct...

Hefty...

No question...

you say that like it's a bad thing

[bob1179]

She looks like a fine woman. I certainly would be straight into that.

As for this Lembit chap, I don't know that much about him, but if he can hump all these tidy looking fillies, fair play to him.