Oh Lordy...........!

[poo at Paul's]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.st...


I threw up a bit thinking about this.......!

[TheEnd]

The whole story is comedy gold, from "Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" to the jealous next door neighbour with a sticky mattress.



sticky mattress- a mattress that develops the capability of detaining a worker against their will on a cold morning, rather than other methods, which i assume would be unlike in this case.

[poo at Paul's]

Coming to Jeremy Kyle show soon........

[rocksteadyeddie]

Why would you want to shag THAT? Under any circumstances? Ever?

[cazzer]

The munter said:

I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from.

Stop sniggering at the back there

Edited by cazzer on Monday 9th November 22:41