Dont Read This If You Have a Heart condition...

[st_files]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/839346...

Judging by the hysterical reactions to obesity and peados on some threads I'm guessing a few PHers will be exploding on reading that article....

[Cara van man]

good. Leave him to the dogs. Hopefully he'll lose some weight running away from the members of society who want to tear him a new one.

There, is that what you wanted?

[st_files]

Cara van man said:

good. Leave him to the dogs. Hopefully he'll lose some weight running away from the members of society who want to tear him a new one.

There, is that what you wanted?

Curiously disappointing.

[ukwill]

I was just going to post this!

The law is truly an ass. This is pathetic.

[JulianHJ]

Perhaps he'll get street justice instead.

[A911DOM]

So, this fat god bothering freak got 2.5 years SUSPENDED sentence for inteferring with a minor for 8 years...


Anyone got a comparison case with someone fiddling their tax for 8 years?


Surely god will heal him and look after him in his physical discomfort? - Or perhaps they should have let him rot in a small cell on his own, with the occasional battering (take that as you will) from some frustrated inmates.

Im amazed the victim seems to feel this is a fair outcome!?

[Bill]

JulianHJ said:

Perhaps he'll get street justice instead.

He may be too fat for jail, but he's also too fat to run and too fat to hide.

[Cara van man]

st_files said:

Cara van man said:

good. Leave him to the dogs. Hopefully he'll lose some weight running away from the members of society who want to tear him a new one.

There, is that what you wanted?

Curiously disappointing.

I do note, however that he is a disgusting fat basterd who has gorged himself on crisps, deep fried children bucket meals and homo flavoured pies all of his miserable life.

[AndrewW-G]

And the Vatican wonder why people dont think much of the church anymore!.........ignoring giant spiders and aliens of course (sorry south park, church special was on last night)

[Mr Gearchange]

I was just about to post this in here under the heading

Portly Paedo too Porky for Prison

I hate fat people and (obviously) sex offenders.

Here's my solution.

Chase the fat round an exercise yard with a bacon slicer. Each time you catch him you can slice away a pound of the gelatinous wker.

Once he is quick enough to outrun the bacon slicer he is thin enough to fit in a cell. And it will be easier for his cellmate to sodomise him.

I can't see anyway in which that isn't a brilliant solution

[nonegreen]

Mr Gearchange said:

I was just about to post this in here under the heading

Portly Paedo too Porky for Prison

I hate fat people and (obviously) sex offenders.

Here's my solution.

Chase the fat round an exercise yard with a bacon slicer. Each time you catch him you can slice away a pound of the gelatinous wker.

Once he is quick enough to outrun the bacon slicer he is thin enough to fit in a cell. And it will be easier for his cellmate to sodomise him.

I can't see anyway in which that isn't a brilliant solution

Oi ttty! So ok the guy needs to share a cell with a big gay shaved gorrilla and I hope he gets his teeth smashed in so the guy gets a really good blow job. This does not mean all fat people are bad. I am fat and if you chase me with a bacon slicer I will sit on you and believe me you will squeal like a pig while I comvert the bacon slicer into a sepository.

[st_files]

Cara van man said:

st_files said:

Cara van man said:

good. Leave him to the dogs. Hopefully he'll lose some weight running away from the members of society who want to tear him a new one.

There, is that what you wanted?

Curiously disappointing.

I do note, however that he is a disgusting fat basterd who has gorged himself on crisps, deep fried children bucket meals and homo flavoured pies all of his miserable life.

Thats more like it...

[ukwill]

nonegreen said:

Mr Gearchange said:

I was just about to post this in here under the heading

Portly Paedo too Porky for Prison

I hate fat people and (obviously) sex offenders.

Here's my solution.

Chase the fat round an exercise yard with a bacon slicer. Each time you catch him you can slice away a pound of the gelatinous wker.

Once he is quick enough to outrun the bacon slicer he is thin enough to fit in a cell. And it will be easier for his cellmate to sodomise him.

I can't see anyway in which that isn't a brilliant solution

Oi ttty! So ok the guy needs to share a cell with a big gay shaved gorrilla and I hope he gets his teeth smashed in so the guy gets a really good blow job. This does not mean all fat people are bad. I am fat and if you chase me with a bacon slicer I will sit on you and believe me you will squeal like a pig while I comvert the bacon slicer into a sepository.

how fat?

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[Oakey]

Isn't that discriminating against those who aren't too fat to go to jail?

[Mr Gearchange]

nonegreen said:

Mr Gearchange said:

I was just about to post this in here under the heading

Portly Paedo too Porky for Prison

I hate fat people and (obviously) sex offenders.

Here's my solution.

Chase the fat round an exercise yard with a bacon slicer. Each time you catch him you can slice away a pound of the gelatinous wker.

Once he is quick enough to outrun the bacon slicer he is thin enough to fit in a cell. And it will be easier for his cellmate to sodomise him.

I can't see anyway in which that isn't a brilliant solution

Oi ttty! So ok the guy needs to share a cell with a big gay shaved gorrilla and I hope he gets his teeth smashed in so the guy gets a really good blow job. This does not mean all fat people are bad. I am fat and if you chase me with a bacon slicer I will sit on you and believe me you will squeal like a pig while I comvert the bacon slicer into a sepository.

Woah there fella - don't get a sweat on.
I wasn't suggesting we take a bacon slicer to all fatsoes - just the more portly paedo's, and then only so we can crow bar them into a prison.
That said I do find that level of fatness quite repugnant - I mean look at him, he is fking enormous for what is essentially a land mammal

[ukwill]

Oakey said:

Isn't that discriminating against those who aren't too fat to go to jail?

a very good point!!!

[theironduke]

Bill said:

JulianHJ said:

Perhaps he'll get street justice instead.

He may be too fat for jail, but he's also too fat to run and too fat to hide.

and his face is on the web...

bet he'll be having some sleepless nights. .

[Mellon Collie]

Mr Gearchange said:

Here's my solution.

Chase the fat round an exercise yard with a bacon slicer. Each time you catch him you can slice away a pound of the gelatinous wker.

Once he is quick enough to outrun the bacon slicer he is thin enough to fit in a cell. And it will be easier for his cellmate to sodomise him.

I can't see anyway in which that isn't a brilliant solution

You are Jigsaw AICMFP

[Kinky]

AndrewW-G said:

And the Vatican wonder why people dont think much of the church anymore!

It wasn't the Catholic church he was involved with. But as a general point - yes absolutely.

[dudleybloke]

utter nonce sense!