Obama arrives at Copenhagen

[mattviatura]

Concerned about a climate change agreement? Fear not. St. Barack of Illinos has arrived in Copenhagen to save the day, the planet and all of the children.

He flew in with his entourage on board Air Force One, a 747.

And all you deniers need to wake up and smell the coffee (fair trade). Just look out of your windows. Only SIX MONTHS ago it was warm outside. Flat earthers the lot of you.

[richardxjr]

Gordon Brown's ready for him. Down on all fours, studded dog collar on with the lead in his mouth and his drooling tongue hanging out.

Saint Obama will ignore him of course

[Monki]

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[Monki]

or a nuke

[Einion Yrth]

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

[odyssey2200]

Einion Yrth said:

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[turbobloke]

richardxjr said:

Gordon Brown's ready for him. Down on all fours, studded dog collar on with the lead in his mouth and his drooling tongue hanging out.

but what a picture

richardxjr said:

Saint Obama will ignore him of course

Maybe he'll let gordy kiss a sandal. Maybe.

[Dr Phibes]

Just caught his speech live (of course) on BBC news channel his tone and manner really do come across as all hail me I am the leader of the world and your saviour, I thought I had left Fallout 3 on.

Cant stand the bloke, Blair with an all year round tan in fact give me Blair any day.

[Jimbeaux]

odyssey2200 said:

Einion Yrth said:

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Live long and prosper.

[odyssey2200]

Jimbeaux said:

odyssey2200 said:

Einion Yrth said:

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Live long and prosper.

[ErnestM]

odyssey2200 said:

Jimbeaux said:

odyssey2200 said:

Einion Yrth said:

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Live long and prosper.

[chris watton]

I love the homepage of the Telegraph right now; on the right, it says
"news - Barack Obama says world is 'running out of time'!
and to the left;
"Heavy snow brings travel chaos to Britain
Schools closed, flights cancelled, roads closed and motorists stranded."

[turbobloke]

chris watton said:

I love the homepage of the Telegraph right now; on the right, it says
"news - Barack Obama says world is 'running out of time'!
and to the left;
"Heavy snow brings travel chaos to Britain
Schools closed, flights cancelled, roads closed and motorists stranded."

Just reading that. Let's hope he's right, we might owe a bit less as a nation - at least for a while.

President Barack Obama has given warning that the Copenhagen climate conference is running out of time amid fears that the meeting could yet end in failure

[ErnestM]

For our UK cousins that are not versed in "Obama Speak", I shall now translate:

When Obama says, "the time for talk is over"...

...that should be read as "I know that there are differing viewpoints available. However, as I am smarter than all of you combined and those viewpoints do not coincide with the plan, I am ordering you to shut down debate and just do what you're told"

It's all part of the plan, you see...

[Jimbeaux]

ErnestM said:

odyssey2200 said:

Jimbeaux said:

odyssey2200 said:

Einion Yrth said:

Monki said:

or a nuke

Seems a little unfair on what is otherwise quite a nice city.

Sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Live long and prosper.

Perfect!

[anonymous-user]

He appears to have really upset the Chinese and Brazilians with that conference speech.

[Muntu]

johnfelstead said:

He appears to have really upset the Chinese and Brazilians with that conference speech.

He was equally successful when he went to Copenhagen to try and charm them into giving the USA the olympics.

Even his once adoring disciples at the Guardian are beginning to realise that he is just an empty suit

[anonymous-user]

Unlike Winky Mcfknut, Obama has to try and get what he agrees to through the Congress before it becomes policy, thats looking very unlikely too.

[Muntu]

China did have a good point regarding carbon intensity vs carbon emissions actually. I thought it was quite a sensible strategy, and I am not even particularly convinced by the MMGW codswallop in the first place.

[ErnestM]

johnfelstead said:

Unlike Winky Mcfknut, Obama has to try and get what he agrees to through the Congress before it becomes policy, thats looking very unlikely too.

Oh, it's much worse than that. Obama's Gruppenfuhrer at the EPA has recently announced that Carbon Dioxide is a harmful gas to humans. She also announced that they used data from the motley (east Anglia) CRU to come to that conclusion.

...Now

Obama's backup plan to the legislation was to just have EPA tax and carbon-trade the US to death.

But, because of Climategate (and the increasing liklihood of a complete sweep of Obama's diciples out of the Congress next year), que the age old american tradition of massive lawsuits and regulatory hearings (which could include further FOI requests and possible criminal charges for any Americans caught up in any "hiding the decline" foolishness)

The cat is not only out of the bag, he's about to take a giant dump in the litter box!